Temerity Jane
12. 02. 2011

“Please don’t wear the hat.”

“This hat has seen war!”

“That hat has seen the inside of a base. Maybe if you stood really close to the base wall, and the hat could see over…”

“This hat has been war adjacent! In the general… Middle East area!”

“In the general Middle East area… where war broke out a few days after that hat left the country.”

“This hat has seen preparation for war! Long lines!”

“Long lines… for the washing machines.”

“And FOOD. And the computers!”

One response to “So, one time, Phil was in Saudi Arabia for a while.”

  1. Bell says:

    That hat has seen…things. Things no hat should ever see.