Shazrac’s back!

January 27th, 2008 | by TJ |

So one of our druids has been MIA for a bit, and he’s just made his triumphant return to the game by appearing on the forums and signing up for our upcoming raids, and what better way to return than this:

Shazrac: I was off for the holidays, then I moved out of my parents house, and have been without an internet connection for almost 2 weeks until yesterday, but damn it feels good to be back. Now… if only I could figure out how to shapeshift again. They say its like riding a bike… but I was thinking of that when I tried, and the outcome was disastrous. I didn’t even know a wheel could attach there!

Fio: I guess that makes you well-spoken.

Sorry, I suppose I should backpedal before people get tired of these.

Shazrac: Yes it might be time to change gears. You seem to be fighting an uphill battle here.

6 Responses to “Shazrac’s back!”

  1. By Kevin on Jan 27, 2008

    Man, Fio is brilliant.

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  2. By Euripedes on Jan 27, 2008

    Brilliant? I dunno…

    He seems to just re-cycle old puns he used before.

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  3. By Evil Sheep on Jan 27, 2008

    Very nice

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  4. By The Soldier on Jan 28, 2008

    Is there some kind of pun-loving druid trainer somewhere in this game? Why is it always the druids that make puns?

    Want to know what MY druids do? There’s 3 of them. One of them out-dps’s me, one of them chains cleaves onto the new level 70′s, and one of them smokes weed before and during every raid. “GTFO the middle I’m gonna get shattered *huge exhale*”

    That said, I loves my druids, punny or no.
    -X
    ps. We also have a hunter that misdirects to the AFK. I love that guy.

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  5. By Daniel on Jan 29, 2008

    I love puns, so, so much. Not being able to shapeshift must be unbearable for him, I’m sure without his tank form he’s bearly making it through instances. When the enemies bear down on him that may just seal the deal when he can’t claw his way out of that one.

    I’ll stop now.

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  6. By Shazrac on Jan 30, 2008

    Wow I got my own post! Too bad that I wasn’t able to make the raid on the day I signed up for. I had a family emergency to take care of, and FSSHT! 3 days of my life passed by before I realized that I had even forgotten that I signed up.

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