It’s Fio Day
December 10th, 2007 | by TJ |This weekend, I was reading some things on Craigslist, looking at puppies I will never own, when I stumbled across this.
I asked my roommate, and told him that they were free! And they’d eat the grass!
But then he reminded me that we have no grass. He just likes to poop on all my best plans.
Anyway, I also told Fio about my desire for a matched set of Alpine goats. Big mistake.
And really, do you think such a rich source of material would go unmined by a person so dedicated to his punning craft?
But wait, there’s more!
Are you guys REALLY still into this?
Aaaaaaand … he’s spent.
As an added bonus, LOOKIT ME TANKIN’ ZA!
By Coldrend_Jack on Dec 10, 2007
I hope he’s not always like that, I really would /wrists.
Jack
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By Kinzlayer on Dec 10, 2007
Actually I would make an alliance toon and try to join AC just to see Fio and his pun.
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By Doomilias on Dec 10, 2007
the puns are legendary. really.
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By sonvar on Dec 10, 2007
Cay had to of known what she was getting into.
Anyways most of the puns you’ve shown so far make me agree with Kinzlayer. I just have to do a char transfer to Drenden
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By Ratshag on Dec 10, 2007
LOOKIT YOU TANK! Don’t forget to Revenge his ass after you dodge. And maybe pack a shield next time; healers prefer that you do, even though it ain’t as much fun.
Oh, and goats? They attract coyotes, and coyotes mail-order dynamite and rocket sleds from Acme, so be prepared.
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By Fiordhraoi on Dec 10, 2007
Muahahahaha! The corruption spreads!
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By Lynda on Dec 10, 2007
My druid is in the guild Order of the Goat, so this post is really special.
Hmm…I hope I am not tooting my own horn with this comment.
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By BRK on Dec 10, 2007
“Never let squishies tank, even if they beg.”
How many times have we preached this?
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By AE on Dec 10, 2007
@Fio..dude that shite..never gets old…its hilarious. Just have to remember not drink anything when I read one of TJ’s blog’s about your puns.
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By Trollin' on Dec 10, 2007
@BRK – But Shadow Priests can tank Onyxia! It can happen! =P
@Fio – Those puns are beyond epic.
=P
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By Evil Sheep on Dec 11, 2007
Did anyone else notice that Ratshag typed in English this time?
@Fio – nicely done
@Cay – it’s your own fault
@TJ – what about the rest of the fight? How long did it last?
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By Lance on Dec 11, 2007
Oh speeking of animals that go Bah I just made a Draenei Mage named Moutton after the greatest WoW commercial ever.
@Fio those are classic man can I join the Guild I will roll today if you say yes.
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By bob the goat on Dec 11, 2007
Ok, that “just leave it alone and let me kill it” may work when out grinding with friends, but not on a boss. :)
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By The Soldier on Dec 11, 2007
You have received loot: [Epic Puns]
As for you, little miss, you’ve obviously got enough avoidance. Now we need to start working on how much armor you have. Needs more mitigations.
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