I will never be awesome enough for Britain
April 15th, 2009 | by TJ |Oh, Internet. This is becoming somewhat of a yearly habit now.
Two years ago, I went absolutely nuts for Paul Potts. Dude blew me away.
Of course, the bummer about Paul Potts winning that year was the little George Sampson didn’t end up making it to the live shows at all.
But then, a year later, I was going head over heels for George Sampson again.
Still blows me away, every time. And he’s so damn cute I feel vaguely uncomfortably pervy watching it.
In keeping with tradition, Internet, I bring you what I am sure to be blathering on about in just a month or so again, Susan Boyle. I can’t find a single embeddable version of the video anywhere, but you can click, right?
I swear, if I showed up in England, they’d turn me away at the border for being all around too dull and untalented.
PS – I had to edit to add this. Just like Bubbles from a couple of years ago effing SLAYS me, I couldn’t leave this post without this addition.
OH SWEET JESUS I CAN’T BREATHE.








By Awlbiste on Apr 15, 2009
Susan Boyle is downright amazing. Seriously.
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By Tchann on Apr 15, 2009
I’ve watched that video several times since Sunday, and her voice still gives me goosebumps. I love that song, and I love listening to her sing it!
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By Leejin on Apr 15, 2009
OMG.. THANK YOU for these videos…
Best half hour I’ve spent on the internet..
For some RETARDED reason, Damon and Bubbles effing cracked me up sooo much..
And Susan is amazing, as well as Paul… they tear me up fo sho’…
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By Kelly on Apr 15, 2009
Paul was great… Bubbles was great… and I think I’m in love with Susan. My god, what a great voice!!
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By Sargeras on Apr 15, 2009
She’s amazing, all right. And she’s getting famous in a hurry. This is the third time I’ve heard about it in two days, following a story on NPR and an e-mail someone sent me.
Well-deserved.
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By Xian on Apr 16, 2009
Funny story… I saw this video this morning and thought of your past posts from the show and had a feeling you’d be linking it soon.
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By Jane on Apr 16, 2009
I couldn’t keep from crying when I watched that clip. She’s amazing!
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By Anex on Apr 17, 2009
according to the papers here in blighty she was actualy brain damaged at birth and has had a bit of a difficult life caring for her parents. the only thing shes ever had going for her is that voice.
lets see how far she goes
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By Sean Kaur on Apr 27, 2010
Susan Boyle may not be a very good looking woman but she has an angelic voice. .
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