I Get Some More Soda With a Little Help from My Dog
March 12th, 2010 | by TJ |Get it? The title, I mean? Because of the song? You know, the Beatles song? No? Ok, you know what, why do I even use my best jokes on you people?
Anyway, yesterday, I decided I was going to show you an awesome feature of my new house – how easy it is to get myself some more soda without even lifting my butt out of the chair. So I turned on the video camera and set out on my trek across the kitchen.
Halfway back, Brinkley taught himself a new trick.
Thinking it must have been a fluke, I did it again, and HE did it again. I set the camera up again for maximum Brinkley angle, did it again, and HE did it AGAIN!
So, basically, what I am telling you is that I spent most of yesterday dressed like a hobo (I’m calling the jeans/sundress/really old hoodie look “We Do Not Yet Own A Washer And Dryer And I’m Out Of Shirts” - full collection debuting next fall), videoing myself rolling across the kitchen floor.
You’re welcome.
Brinkley’s Newest (ok, only) Trick
By Carrie on Mar 12, 2010
That’s amazing! :D With a little practice I bet you could get him to push you to the fridge as well as back to the computer.
I need a dog now!
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By T-Sonn on Mar 12, 2010
Hahahaha! He’s saying, “get back to work, wench! I require sustenance!”
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By Chaninn on Mar 12, 2010
Woo-hoo Brinkley!
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By Amy on Mar 12, 2010
Don’t let him full you. Brinkley might seem like a mild mannered pooch, but he’s an evil master mind. He’s helping you celebrate your laziness, by hitching a ride back to “his spot”.
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By Amy on Mar 12, 2010
Bah, no edit. My “full” was supposed to be “fool”
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By Ale on Mar 12, 2010
That is amazing helper dog. Now if you could just get one of those monkeys to help you get items out of the cupboards, you would be all set. Eventually the chair could become a part of you and you would be transformed into cyborg-TJ.
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By Alex on Mar 12, 2010
Sweet.
I like that you use the word “soda” and there’s cacutus in your front yard. It’s like reading a blog from another planet.
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Awlbiste Reply:
March 12th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Most people say soda, you know. I have had to change my preferred “pop” to soda so that people on the internet don’t call me backwards.
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Alex Reply:
March 12th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Where’s the pop pride? It’s not backwards, it’s awesome.
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By Calvin on Mar 12, 2010
Nicely done Brinkley. Now if you can just find a way to get the soda from her while you are pushing her back to the computer!!
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By Stephanie on Mar 12, 2010
Haha, that was pretty funny. Now if you can get him to fill up your drink for you, that’d be just about the coolest thing in the world. :)
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By shel on Mar 12, 2010
now that is hilarious! next, you need to teach him how to refill your soda!
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