October 9, text messages

October 9th, 2009 | by TJ |

“I SAID I’M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU FORGIVE ME THOSE ARE THE RULES.”

“I forgive you.”

“When I read that out loud, it didn’t sound sincere.”

I looooooove yooooooouu.”

“When I read that out loud, it made me sound like a cow. Offended.”

“/palmface”

“When I did that out loud, it hurt. Now offended and battered.”

“/make me a sandwich and get me a beer”

“It doesn’t work like that, and by “it doesn’t work like that,” I mean it only works like that when it’s for MY benefit.”

3 Responses to “October 9, text messages”

  1. By kirk on Oct 9, 2009

    sudo make me a sandwhich and get me a beer

  2. By Dzargul on Oct 10, 2009

    When I said “You would look good in that.” I DIDN’T add ‘if you lose 10 pounds’ or ‘if your hair was cut’ or ‘if you bothered to put on makeup’. Did you see the period? DID. YOU. SEE. THE. PERIOD???

  3. By Thaumaturgos on Oct 11, 2009

    Website layout: clean, functional, ordered.

    = Perfect in my book!

    Not sure about the couple in the blog ad, though: unless that is meant to be Phil and you (you and Phil?) in a few years time…

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