October 9, text messages

October 9th, 2009 | by TJ |

“I SAID I’M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU FORGIVE ME THOSE ARE THE RULES.”

“I forgive you.”

“When I read that out loud, it didn’t sound sincere.”

I looooooove yooooooouu.”

“When I read that out loud, it made me sound like a cow. Offended.”

“/palmface”

“When I did that out loud, it hurt. Now offended and battered.”

“/make me a sandwich and get me a beer”

“It doesn’t work like that, and by “it doesn’t work like that,” I mean it only works like that when it’s for MY benefit.”

3 Responses to “October 9, text messages”

  1. By kirk on Oct 9, 2009

    sudo make me a sandwhich and get me a beer

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  2. By Dzargul on Oct 10, 2009

    When I said “You would look good in that.” I DIDN’T add ‘if you lose 10 pounds’ or ‘if your hair was cut’ or ‘if you bothered to put on makeup’. Did you see the period? DID. YOU. SEE. THE. PERIOD???

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  3. By Thaumaturgos on Oct 11, 2009

    Website layout: clean, functional, ordered.

    = Perfect in my book!

    Not sure about the couple in the blog ad, though: unless that is meant to be Phil and you (you and Phil?) in a few years time…

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