October 9, text messages
October 9th, 2009 | by TJ |“I SAID I’M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU FORGIVE ME THOSE ARE THE RULES.”
“I forgive you.”
“When I read that out loud, it didn’t sound sincere.”
“I looooooove yooooooouu.”
“When I read that out loud, it made me sound like a cow. Offended.”
“/palmface”
“When I did that out loud, it hurt. Now offended and battered.”
“/make me a sandwich and get me a beer”
“It doesn’t work like that, and by “it doesn’t work like that,” I mean it only works like that when it’s for MY benefit.”
By kirk on Oct 9, 2009
sudo make me a sandwhich and get me a beer
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By Dzargul on Oct 10, 2009
When I said “You would look good in that.” I DIDN’T add ‘if you lose 10 pounds’ or ‘if your hair was cut’ or ‘if you bothered to put on makeup’. Did you see the period? DID. YOU. SEE. THE. PERIOD???
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By Thaumaturgos on Oct 11, 2009
Website layout: clean, functional, ordered.
= Perfect in my book!
Not sure about the couple in the blog ad, though: unless that is meant to be Phil and you (you and Phil?) in a few years time…
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