Comments on: October 31, pre-Corn Maze Disaster

By: TJ

TJ — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:45:58 +0000

You’re talking to someone who follows him to the bathroom and continues to talk through the door.

There’s not actually ANY escape.

By: Kestrel

Kestrel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:34:59 +0000

Dzargul is a wise, wise man.

Want a tip on how I’ve stayed (mostly) happily married for 35 years? “Oh…I just remembered…something is stuck in the disposal.”

By: Dzargul

Dzargul — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:05:38 +0000

A lesson I’ve learned:

If my gf stands in front of me and says ‘I am sorry for being such a bitch today.’ there is no good answer.

To deny invites argument. To acknowledge, even passively, that she is invites DOOM.

It’s better to pretend that something got stuck in the garbage disposal.

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:48:41 +0000

He’s not even a good pretender! He knows his life would be infinitely more lame without me.

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:47:08 +0000

It was just. A total. Disaster!

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:46:12 +0000

We weren’t anything. I hate Halloween!

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:45:34 +0000

Easy agreement makes his life go much more smoothly. Trust me.

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:44:58 +0000

Pft. I know he’d be doomed without me. Once you go TJ, you… never… uh… well, YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:43:59 +0000

EXACTLY. It’s like they think that by keeping quiet, they’re somehow not guilty of what we KNOW FOR SURE that they are thinking!

By: Heidi D

Heidi D — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:40:55 +0000

It’s like I tell my husband: “You knew I was this emotional when we met, so you have no room to complain”.
(He doesn’t actually voice his opinion, but I can see it in his eyes, goshdarnit)