October 15, evening
October 16th, 2009 | by TJ |“Can we go get ice cream?”
“No. I asked you if you wanted ice cream when we were IN the STORE.”
“But I didn’t want it then!”
“I don’t know what to tell you.”
“Well… can I have your Frosty?”
“I ate it last night.”
“Then I want that junior bacon cheeseburger you had yesterday.”
“I ate it!”
“Geeze, can I at LEAST have the french fries that I left, then?”
“They’ve been gone since yesterday!”
“I think you better take me for ice cream, seeing as how you’ve eaten every damn thing in the house, then!”
“… hurry up and get in the car before The Office comes on.”
By ZombiePirateXXX on Oct 16, 2009
This is similar to last night when my wife got in late from work. I had already done the two days worth of washing up that we had abandoned previously and had cooked and eaten my half of the dinner. So, she arrives, asks if we can go fill her car with petrol after dinner so I just say “well, as I’ve finished my dinner why don’t I just go get your petrol while you eat”. I also think it would have been perfectly acceptable if the reason she was late getting home was the fact she’d stopped to refuel on the way back from work….
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By Swistle on Oct 16, 2009
HEART.
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By Jason R. Peters on Oct 16, 2009
Dialogs like the above were the reason I assumed you already HAD children. What “hypothetical”?
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