June 11, watching the news
June 12th, 2010 | by TJ |“If I ever die from some kind of wasting disease, I need you to do me a favor.”
“Oh, what’s that?”
“You know how they always say, ‘oh, he was a fighter to the end, never complained, graceful, kept his sense of humor, making jokes the whole time,’ and all that stuff like they’re saying about this newscaster who died right now?”
“Yeah…”
“I probably wouldn’t be like that. I know I wouldn’t be like that. So if I ever die from some kind of prolonged issue, I want you to make a completely honest speech about me at my funeral. Not that I’m saying that when people say those things, they’re untrue. I just know they wouldn’t be true of me. So make a speech about that.”
“Okay…”
“Say, ‘She complained the entire time, she was an unbelievable whiner, she just laid on the couch and ate marshmallows, and basically just made life miserable for herself and everyone around her. The only funny or somewhat pleasant thing about this whole wretched experience was the ridiculous shit she would say when high out of her mind on painkillers –’ ”
“– which I recorded and shall now play for you.”
By Kelly on Jun 12, 2010
LOL OMG, Phil is TOTALLY made of Teh Awesome! (And my daughter has assured me she will record all the ridiculous shit I say while high on pain killers should I ever have need of them, and I totally love her for it. The world is a better place with people like Phil and my daughter in it.)
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By Taxera on Jun 12, 2010
lol awesome this made my day better
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By MandaPanda on Jun 13, 2010
That’s true love right there.
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