July 22, fluffing the pillows
July 22nd, 2010 | by TJ |“Brinkley needs to stop laying in my part of the bed.”
“Well, why don’t you yell at him when you get home and he’s laying there?”
“Because you’re ASLEEP.”
“Oh, so it’s MY fault?”
“Nooo, I’m just SAYING. That’s why I don’t yell at him to get down. Because you’re ASLEEP.”
“Oh, but you can sit on the edge of the bed to put your boots on, and rock the entire bed back and forth. That’s ok?”
“YES. Because I’m rocking you back to sleep.”
“Aww–”
“And if you don’t like it, I will PUNCH you back to sleep.”
By Flaime on Jul 23, 2010
“Brinkley needs to stop laying in my part of the bed.”
Why? Does Brinkley shed? Or is Phil simply refusing to recognize that it is a dog’s proper place to lay on the bed when his master has gotten up for the day? Hell, my dogs actively shove me out of bed when they think I should get up so they can have the bed.
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By Jessi on Jul 23, 2010
This is why I currently have cats. You can just pick them up and toss them out of the bed if you need to get back in it.
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By sKRAPS on Jul 23, 2010
THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!
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By Flame on Aug 20, 2010
I finally got around to showing this to my husband… who agreed that this sounds just like a conversation we would have. :)
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