July 2, discussion of agony.
July 2nd, 2010 | by TJ |“I have food poisoning.”
“You don’t have food poisoning.”
“Something at the potluck gave me food poisoning.”
“No. You do not have food poisoning.”
“I do. I’m poisoned.”
“Ok, what did you eat?”
“Ribs. And fried chicken.”
“Uh huh.”
“And kielbasa.”
“Mm hm.”
“And another kind of chicken. It was wrapped in bacon. And lasagna.”
“Lasagna, huh?”
“And yakisoba.”
“Oh, was it good?”
“And I had chili. And some ice cream and also cake.”
“Yeah, you don’t have food poisoning.”
“I’m suffering.”
“Yes, from poor decision making. Not food poisoning.”
“I have food poisoning.”
“No, you don’t.”
“Or a super virus.”
“You do not have a super virus.”
“I’m pretty sure I’m turning into a zombie.”
“Unlikely.”
“I’m the plague monkey that starts it all.”
“Ok. Hey, leave this song on.”
“Listen, I’ll sing for you. Wait for it… wait for it… GIRL! If you’re wondering if I have to two… I have to two!”
“… gross.”
By portlandrose on Jul 2, 2010
*facepalm* It was the ice cream.. DAMN YOU DAIRY!!!!!!!!
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