January 22, pre-Mexican food
January 22nd, 2010 | by TJ |“Hey, I found $3 in my pocket! A fraction of dinner is on me!”
“A fraction of dinner is on you, usually.”
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By Khronos on Jan 22, 2010
I LOL’D for real… On the first six or so dates my wife and I went on (including the one where she met my father), she invariably made a horrible mess of some kind at each meal, so I know what it’s like :)
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By Fyurae on Jan 22, 2010
its a big boob thing.
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January 25th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
It’s totally a big boob thing… I refuse to wear light colored clothes because of this. My husband… hell, most of family, thinks this is funny. Actually, my husband thinks it’s hilarious and loves to point out what I’ve spilled on myself.
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By Chibi Jeebs on Jan 23, 2010
I’m not allowed to wear white while I eat anymore. Chebbar has tucked dish towels into the neck of my shirt to protect my clothing from me. We “joke” – well, *I* joke – that I should just wear my apron as a full-length bib.
Yeah. I rock.
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By Chris on Jan 24, 2010
I dated a girl that every time we went out to eat one of us would wear our food. Most of the time it was her. She was the most graceful person Ive met in a long time but she couldn’t handle eating utensils at all.
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