I admit, the pillow one was pretty hilarious.
July 3rd, 2011 | by TJ |“Don’t worry, Penny. Milk Bags is just getting the feeding pillow.”
“HEY. Don’t teach the baby that my name is MILK BAGS.”
“Fine. Here comes the Fleshy Food Pillow, Penny.”
“FLESHY FOOD PILLOW?”
“I’m just going to hand you over to Milk Balloons.”
“…”
“Wait. Wait. I have one more. If you were a super power– I mean, if you were a super hero, your super power would be the– No, wait. If you were a super hero, your super hero name would be THE HUMAN TROUGH!”
“…”
“The Human Trough!”
“…”
“You know? Like The Human Torch? Except, The Human Trough?”
“…”
“Trough?”
“…”
“The Human Trough!”
Tags: breastfeeding, funny words for boob, he's not as funny as he thinks he is, husbands who do ridiculous things, milk balloons, names my husband calls me
By Erica on Jul 3, 2011
While I was nursing, my husband referred to me a “Lunchbox.” I referred to him as jackass.
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By Julie on Jul 3, 2011
According to my husband I am the milk lady. I also may have bought myself a Dairy Queen shirt because you have to laugh at yourself, right?
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By Adie on Jul 3, 2011
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
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By Skraps on Jul 3, 2011
MILK ON!
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By Amy on Jul 5, 2011
With my first I always called it, Boobalube, not sure why I guess it was funny to me in my sleep deprived state.
[Side note] My small fry had an intolerance to cow’s milk, so I breastfed WAY longer than I wanted/thought I would waiting for him to out grow it.
Anyway, when my boy started to talk he shortened Boobalube to Booboo. Which he would scream in frustration when he was really tired. My MIL would ALWAYS ask “what did he say, what does he want?” So horrifying every time, especially since she didn’t breastfeed any of her kids and always acted like I got some secret thrill from it. Next time I’m naming it something unrelated and totally off the wall. I’m thinking either “booze” or “firetruck” whatever will be least likely for me to be forced to discuss BF in mixed company.
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By Jessica on Jul 5, 2011
My husband refers to me as the milk lady, but usually only when he’s translating for the baby, as in “give me back to the milk lady!” The baby apparently says this a lot. I can’t blame him, though, since I think I was the first one to say it.
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