December 9th, office stare-down
December 9th, 2009 | by TJ |“What is wrong?”
“Nothing.”
“…”
“…”
“Do you hate me?”
“No. I have a headache.”
“I don’t see a headache.”
“… I do.”
“Burn.”
It is way better to be me than to be someone who has to deal with me.
“What is wrong?”
“Nothing.”
“…”
“…”
“Do you hate me?”
“No. I have a headache.”
“I don’t see a headache.”
“… I do.”
“Burn.”
By Skraps on Dec 9, 2009
All I need to know is are you asking whats wrong or is Phil?
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TJ Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I’ll never tell.
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By Adlib on Dec 9, 2009
Never used that burn before, but my husband and I have had this conversation before.
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By Adrienzgirl on Dec 9, 2009
You need a new coworker. I say you nix this one and bury them in your backyard.
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TJ Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Oh, if only Phil was a co-worker. He is my fiance. I might still bury him in the backyard though.
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By Franchi on Dec 10, 2009
But just think of the possibilities! Maybe he will come back as a zombie and not the face eating type of zombie. More like the cool never has to eat yet hungry for food type so he cooks all day for you so he can smell the aromas of delicious food! There’s many benefits to a zombie husband I say…
Although the whole slowly decaying flesh thing might eventually be an issue…
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By Jessica on Dec 11, 2009
“Hate” is such a strong word…at least, that’s what I’ve always been told?…yah. No one exactly listened to that piece of advice…
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