December 7, bedroom
December 7th, 2009 | by TJ |Normally there would be a conversation between Phil and I here, one that I find completely hilarious even if no one else does.
Tonight, however, I am not doing that.
What happened tonight wasn’t so much conversation as it was sound effect, and it is beyond all of my bloggerly skills to come up with a way to effectively communicate the horror and, I admit it, hilarity, of a situation in which it appears as though adult activity might be about to happen, the male party seeming to be totally receptive to the idea, expressing said receptiveness by displaying a gigantic grin, a grin which turns out to not be receptiveness at all, but instead a grin of glee at the knowledge that as soon as a female hand moves into approximate position, a smell unlike anything that has ever been smelled before is going to be released in a perfectly timed burst of inhuman evilness.
“Oh my God. OH MY GOD. Oh, God. My God. OH. MY. GOD. You know that you just chose to do that instead of have sex tonight, right?”
“Yep.”
“Good GOD.”
“It was worth it.”
By Awlbiste on Dec 7, 2009
Oh. Oh god.
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By Rhy on Dec 7, 2009
Can’t….breathe…I am dying. You are hereby responsible for writing my obituary, and must tastefully incorporate the blog post that killed me.
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By Bumwaller on Dec 7, 2009
hehehe – gonna forward this one to my wife, she will understand.
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By Figworth on Dec 7, 2009
Teehee.
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By Calleah on Dec 8, 2009
Laughing this hard at 4:30 am should not be allowed.. I just hope I can go back to sleep now :P
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By Persequi on Dec 8, 2009
Phil is my hero!!!! AIM HIGH!!!!
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Don’t encourage him! He reads these comments, you know!
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By Phaedra on Dec 8, 2009
Could be worse….something could have been started when IT happened….
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Wouldn’t be the first time, unfortunately.
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By Chaninn on Dec 8, 2009
Hahahaha, glad to hear someone else has to put up with that!
Does he also do the innocent look and point at the dog?
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Oh, no. He totally took full credit.
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By ZombiePirateXXX on Dec 8, 2009
This brightened up a very crappy day, thank you.
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I’m glad your day is brighter, because I swear there is still a cloud of stench hovering around mine.
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By Mikey on Dec 8, 2009
Some times the heavens open up and the planets line up and you get a once in a life time opportunity to do something you feel is so awesome its worth giving up sex for. Bravo Phil bravo.
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
RIGHT on my HAND.
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By Willow on Dec 8, 2009
My boss just looked over at me because I guffawed….that’s right, and actual GUFFAW in the middle of the office! Thank you for that.
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Willow Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Grrr…AN actual GUFFAW, even.
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TJ Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I live to make the Internet laugh at my smelly misfortune.
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By Delicia on Dec 8, 2009
If it’s any consolation, I totally got my husband the other night.. I was in bed first, I let out a silent-but-apparently-deadly.. he got into bed, leaned over to kiss me, and I lifted up the covers and got him full in the face.. mouth OPEN. I almost died from laughing so hard as he gagged and choked. Del – 1, Del’s husband – a zillion. Paying him back one at a time!
-Del
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Phaedra Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I’ve also done that to my husband, but totally by accident. Which made him madder at me.
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