December 4th, bedroom
December 4th, 2009 | by TJ |WARNING: Potentially disturbing insight into our lives below.
“But it’s my birthday weekend!”
“Yes, it is.”
“I’ve never had a whole birthday weekend.”
“Well, this is your first full birthday weekend, then. You can do whatever you want.”
“So I shouldn’t have to have sex. Because it’s my birthday weekend and we should do what I want.”
“Yes. It is your birthday weekend. Totally yours. Except for the next five minutes.”
By BugginWord on Dec 4, 2009
Soon to be followed by, “Just as soon as the game is over.” That’s always my favorite.
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By Dzargul on Dec 4, 2009
Last year it took me less time to open all of my cards.
…that was *my* birthday…’s all I’m sayin’.
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By Skraps on Dec 5, 2009
um…I call shenanigans. 5 minutes for sex, yeah right. There is no way it could possibly take that long.
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By Adrienzgirl on Dec 5, 2009
Birthday sex is the best!
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TJ Reply:
December 5th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Well, his birthday is NEXT week, so he can have all the birthday sex he wants.*
*As long as the amount he wants is in agreement with the amount I want.
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By Pookii on Dec 5, 2009
It’s your birthday weekend? It’s my birthday weekend too, culminating in a fancy shmancy dinner given by my folks on my actual birhtday, Sunday. I have chosen the main course: pizza!
So happy birthday! And hooray for birthday weekends!
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TJ Reply:
December 5th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
My birthday is Sunday, too!
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Pookii Reply:
December 7th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Well now that is a crazy coincidence! Happy belated birthday by the way!
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By Marylin/Softi on Dec 6, 2009
lmfao! :) Happy Birthday btw! xx
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By Ale on Dec 7, 2009
Really? Just 5 minutes?
Happy belated birthday!
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By Dulcea on Dec 7, 2009
My birthday’s Friday. I think I shall celebrate by not coming to work and hiding from family. *whispers* They seem to think cameras are ok, when pointed in my direction. Which is a total lie!
Happy belated birthday by the way. ^_^
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