December 27, deep in the irritability zone
December 27th, 2009 | by TJ |“Auuughghhh.”
“…”
“My uterus hurts, like, real bad.”
“…”
“I’m not hearing any sympathy coming from you.”
“Sympathy.”
“Nothing like this happens to your body every month. You just have erections. And that’s not the same at all. You just have to rub it a bit and that just ends in happiness.”
“Pretty much.”
“It’s like… a joy stick.”
“Exactly.”
“And we just have pain.”
“You guys got the shaft while we just got a shaft.”
“My jokes are funnier than yours, like, 99.8% of the time.”
“I agree.”
By Awlbiste on Dec 27, 2009
oh, oh god. I should not have read this at work. This needs a disclaimer: don’t read this in public unless you want people to look at you even funnier than usual.
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TJ Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Ok, answer me this seriously.
Am I alone on this?
Whenever I see someone looking at me funny, I am seriously tempted to do a double take, only on the second take, you know, the double part, I would do Blue Steel.
Anyone else?
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Awlbiste Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I have never thought of that, but now I will be every single time this situation happens. Which is often.
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TJ Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Your desire to double take Blue Steel people is going to be nearly unbearable. Possibly completely unbearable.
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By Taxera on Dec 27, 2009
im in pain but my day sucked and is my birthday
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TJ Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Dude. I am sorry to hear that. Sucky days are bad but sucky birthdays are the worst, I have had my fair share.
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By Sarah on Dec 27, 2009
You are sincerely one of the funniest people I pseudo know.
(I kind of stalked you from the knot at least 3 months ago, I’ve been reading ever since. I’m not crazy, promise. Just finally grew a pair and decided to leave one!)
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TJ Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Ha! Thanks. I am only sorry it took your pair so long to grow in.
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By TheWicked on Dec 28, 2009
Haha. Sometimes in these types of posts I have a hard time figuring out which one is you and which one is Phil. Not so much this time around.
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By Capn John on Dec 28, 2009
Well, this one is kind of hard to read both ways and get twice the enjoyment, because I just can’t suspend my disbelief of reality enough to imagine Phil having a uterus.
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By Marylin on Dec 30, 2009
Sorry for laughing at your pain but i just about pissed myself reading this! >_<
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TJ Reply:
December 30th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
It’s only funny because you know it’s true! On all levels!
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Marylin Reply:
December 31st, 2009 at 5:47 am
That is *very* true! Hope you’re feeling better soon ;) x
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