August 12, post-doctory

August 12th, 2010 | by TJ |

“Do you want to take the dogs for a walk?”

“Well… yes and no. My legs hurt pretty bad.”

“Aww… fwom the widdle needuhls?”

“Nooooo!… My toes hurt. From being scraped in the pool.”

“Oh, yeah… I forgot about that. And fwom the widdle needuhls?”

“THEY WERE LIKE TEN FEET LONG.”

“They were tiny!”

“HE STABBED ME OVER AND OVER. I HAVE GAPING WOUNDS!”

“You don’t even have band aids!

3 Responses to “August 12, post-doctory”

  1. By lenebean on Aug 12, 2010

    So why was he getting his widdle footsies stabbed?

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    Phil Reply:

    Electromyography

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  2. By Rachel on Aug 14, 2010

    I’ve had multiple EMGs/nerve conductions done. I’m with Phil on this one. Them little (read: gigantic) needles hurt like a sonofabitch.

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