I don’t want to go on the cart!
November 17th, 2008 | by TJ |The Redhead:: I assume you’ve seen this?
http://www.stopjenny.com/
TJ: yes
I didn’t see anything about shovels to the face
more importantly
I’m not dead
The Redhead:: well, that’s good
TJ: I was so sure I was going to die, srsly
I have not had a more miserable weekend in my entire life
nor have I ever sweat so much
This morning I had an unbearable need for gatorade and I never drink that stuff
so I went to 7-11 and found myself buying more than I could carry almost
as soon as I had some I decided I will never ever have anything other than gatorade for as long as I live
The Redhead:: Yeah. When my kidneys were infected, I made Price by me about a palette of vitamin water
TJ: The trip wiped me out, too
The HMFIC banned me from the office today
glad she did, I feel better but never would have made it through the drive
I’m shaky like muhammad ali
that was the most brutal illness I have ever been through, I even called my mom
The Redhead:: There should definitely be a Kidney Appreciation Week
I think we take them for granted
TJ: What is stupid is that I was sick for a month and didn’t even know it
I will not ever ignore things being “a little off” again, I swear on my stack of gatorade
Fierce melon gatorade. It’s like cantelope in a bottle!
The Redhead:: There’s nothing I like better than fierce melons.
TJ: … how do you DO it!
The Redhead:: caffeine, mostly, and booze
plus a healthy dose of angry.








By vronak on Nov 17, 2008
Glad you’re feeling a bit better TJ :)
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By Capn John on Nov 17, 2008
Ahh, Gatorade. It’s good for hangovers, too ;)
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By Lance on Nov 18, 2008
Fierce melon is good I really enjoy the Tiger ones in fact I may have one now.
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By Ataun on Nov 18, 2008
You need to drink some cranberry juice on a regular basis. It has been proven to help keep your kidneys healthy.
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By Andy C. on Nov 18, 2008
Glad you’re feeling better. And yes, the cranberry juice does rock for helping keep the kidneys in a good mood.
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By vronak on Nov 18, 2008
Btw, what’s with the “I don
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By Capn John on Nov 18, 2008
I think it’s from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, the Black Plague scene.
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By vronak on Nov 18, 2008
I knew that :/
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By Ataun on Nov 19, 2008
Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail actually
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By cres on Nov 19, 2008
gatorade is win.
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By Capn John on Nov 19, 2008
Ataun, you’re absolutely right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
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By vronak on Nov 21, 2008
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By vronak on Nov 21, 2008
wow, I didn’t think the pun was bad enough that it had to be deleted :(
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By Khronos on Nov 21, 2008
Yeah, neither did I… I guess our comments are teh bad. :(
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By vronak on Nov 21, 2008
TJ on the warpath!
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By TJ on Nov 22, 2008
Huh? I didn’t delete anything, I swears!
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By Khronos on Nov 23, 2008
Huh, your comments section is becoming very much like my dryer, and our comments are the single socks! o.0
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