I don’t want to go on the cart!

November 17th, 2008 | by TJ |

The Redhead:: I assume you’ve seen this?

http://www.stopjenny.com/

TJ: yes
I didn’t see anything about shovels to the face
more importantly
I’m not dead
The Redhead:: well, that’s good
TJ: I was so sure I was going to die, srsly
I have not had a more miserable weekend in my entire life
nor have I ever sweat so much
This morning I had an unbearable need for gatorade and I never drink that stuff
so I went to 7-11 and found myself buying more than I could carry almost
as soon as I had some I decided I will never ever have anything other than gatorade for as long as I live
The Redhead:: Yeah. When my kidneys were infected, I made Price by me about a palette of vitamin water
TJ: The trip wiped me out, too
The HMFIC banned me from the office today
glad she did, I feel better but never would have made it through the drive
I’m shaky like muhammad ali
that was the most brutal illness I have ever been through, I even called my mom
The Redhead:: There should definitely be a Kidney Appreciation Week
I think we take them for granted
TJ: What is stupid is that I was sick for a month and didn’t even know it
I will not ever ignore things being “a little off” again, I swear on my stack of gatorade
Fierce melon gatorade. It’s like cantelope in a bottle!
The Redhead:: There’s nothing I like better than fierce melons.
TJ: … how do you DO it!
The Redhead:: caffeine, mostly, and booze
plus a healthy dose of angry.

17 Responses to “I don’t want to go on the cart!”

  1. By vronak on Nov 17, 2008

    Glad you’re feeling a bit better TJ :)

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  2. By Capn John on Nov 17, 2008

    Ahh, Gatorade. It’s good for hangovers, too ;)

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  3. By Lance on Nov 18, 2008

    Fierce melon is good I really enjoy the Tiger ones in fact I may have one now.

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  4. By Ataun on Nov 18, 2008

    You need to drink some cranberry juice on a regular basis. It has been proven to help keep your kidneys healthy.

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  5. By Andy C. on Nov 18, 2008

    Glad you’re feeling better. And yes, the cranberry juice does rock for helping keep the kidneys in a good mood.

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  6. By vronak on Nov 18, 2008

    Btw, what’s with the “I don

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  7. By Capn John on Nov 18, 2008

    I think it’s from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, the Black Plague scene.

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  8. By vronak on Nov 18, 2008

    I knew that :/

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  9. By Ataun on Nov 19, 2008

    Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail actually

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  10. By cres on Nov 19, 2008

    gatorade is win.

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  11. By Capn John on Nov 19, 2008

    Ataun, you’re absolutely right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

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  12. By vronak on Nov 21, 2008

    ?

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  13. By vronak on Nov 21, 2008

    wow, I didn’t think the pun was bad enough that it had to be deleted :(

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  14. By Khronos on Nov 21, 2008

    Yeah, neither did I… I guess our comments are teh bad. :(

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  15. By vronak on Nov 21, 2008

    TJ on the warpath!

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  16. By TJ on Nov 22, 2008

    Huh? I didn’t delete anything, I swears!

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  17. By Khronos on Nov 23, 2008

    Huh, your comments section is becoming very much like my dryer, and our comments are the single socks! o.0

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