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July 27th, 2007 | by TJ |The Redhead: instead i am eating shredded mozzarella, from the bag
TJ: I have apple slices, dried ones, from the Amish market
except they’re not completely dried, they’re just chewy?
It’s like fruit snacks for grown ups.
The Redhead: are they silently objecting to your use of electricity?
TJ: They do seem to be shriveling in protest, now that I think about it
The Redhead: hehe. that’s what she said.
By Sonvar on Jul 27, 2007
That just makes me think of watching Michael Scott from “The Office”
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By The Soldier on Jul 27, 2007
Don’t poke the Amish, little girl. That’s right, move along.
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By Pedxing on Jul 28, 2007
Dad: I’m sorry son, you don’t get to play video games and watch TV like the other children.
Son: Well why not? You get to.
Dad: Well son, that’s because you are amish, and I am not. Don’t blame me, blame your religion.
–David Cross–
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