Okay, it’s that time of year again, guys, when the Top Blog Number 1 Best Comprehensive Super List of Besty Bests Ever comes out for you to breathlessly scan, fingers crossed, hope-hope-hoping that this might finally be THE YEAR, ignoring the obvious fact that this is the first year, for the sake of the post.
The Top Blog Number 1 Best Comprehensive Super List of Besty Bests Ever! A list of blogs put together by a panel of who the fuck knows, based on a criteria of you don’t know what, but you have your suspicions! It comes out every year (go with it) and never seems to actually change or be based on anything that actually matters to the people it’s written for, but who cares! IT MEANS SOMETHING!
Well, THIS YEAR, The Top Blog Number 1 Best Comprehensive Super List of Besty Bests Ever is under new, transparent management. For the first time! In fact, it’s like it’s a brand new thing, even!
So! Here we go! The 2013 Top Blog Number 1 Best Comprehensive Super List of Besty Bests Ever!
Are you ready?
Dry your hands on your pants a little!
This is it!
This is the list of the blogs!
The blogs that are doing it very right!
The blogs that are doing it exactly the way you wish you were doing it!
The blogs that make you think!
The blogs that make you go buy a thing!
The blogs that you always read FIRST!
The blogs that make you feel better about things!
The blogs that sound like an actual PERSON is in there!
The blogs that make you go, “OH MAN, ME, TOO!“
The blogs that have an ACTUAL ORIGINAL THOUGHT ON THINGS!
The blogs that people who exist for real REALLY LIKE!
THE 2013 TOP BLOG NUMBER 1 BEST COMPREHENSIVE SUPER LIST OF BESTY BESTS EVER!
Because, come the hell ON, every “best of blogs,” or “best mommy bloggers,” or EVERY LIST OF BLOGS THAT WAS EVER WRITTEN EVER.
BECAUSE COME THE HELL ON ALREADY.