What BLURPLE looks like.
January 29th, 2009 | by TJ |
“I can’t do BlogTV because my hair is blurple.”
“I can’t come to your Super Bowl party, I have blurple hair.”
“Oh, I’d totally love to help you move, but I’ve got a serious case of blurple.”
If you’re intrigued and looking to find matching paint chips so you can do up your house in a similar “Yeah, I stopped giving a crap” fashion, you may also be able to find the color listed under “WTF” or “Someone Please Get This Woman to a Salon.”
The Fel Bangs, not pictured, are an as yet unnamed color that resembles nothing actually found in nature, on this planet and possibly others. A white-blonde with the vaguest purple tinge. I’m thinking “Recently Exposed to Radiation in Excessive Amounts” or possibly “No Wonder Your Mother Sighs Every Time She Sees You.”
By Broaddus on Jan 29, 2009
Funnily enough, my sister-in-law has a car that she calls blurple, and sure enough that hair is blurple! I did have my doubts you know.
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By Matthew Byrd on Jan 29, 2009
Now that you have mentioned the fel bangs we must see them :-).
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By Xathras on Jan 29, 2009
The nice thing about being a guy is that I never have to deal with this sort of thing, just cut my hair short and keep it clean. No fading unnatural die colors.
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By Maebius on Jan 29, 2009
Awww, I wanted to see the fel-bangs, even if obscured partially by a Naruto mask or some-such.
The irradiated blonde probably makes an awesome contrast to the blurple. :)
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By Figworth on Jan 29, 2009
We can haz fel bangs kk? plzkthxbai
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By John The Diver on Jan 29, 2009
hehe I miss the days i could get away with Purple hair…here is a pic of the wifey and I when we were young whipper-snappers. Circa 1992…
http://www.themanifamily.net
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By John The Diver on Jan 29, 2009
p.s. Forgive the complete and total crap that is that page…I got bored 5 minutes into making it and now just use the domain for email.
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By Evil Sheep on Jan 29, 2009
^^ What Xathras said. Give me a set of clipper with a number 2 guard every 3 weeks or so, and I’m pretty much done with any hair styling that needs doing…
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By Lori on Jan 29, 2009
I think blurple is very becoming on you, next time you could try bleen or maybe yeorange?
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By Vronak on Jan 29, 2009
Fel bangs are back? What happened to the muffin-top look? Which does Phil prefer?
And how does one take a picture of the back of their head?
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By TJ on Jan 29, 2009
The Fel Bangs never left! Sometimes I push them to the side, though, because I am also lazy about things like bang trims and brushes. And a co-worker took the picture of the back of my head, that is our kitchen at work.
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By Vronak on Jan 30, 2009
I confused the Demonic Ponytail with Fel Bangs, sorry. The Demonic Ponytail is obviously gone…
By the way, is there a special name for your pigtails (are they even still called that?) If not, you should have a contest!
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By Brian on Jan 31, 2009
ZOMG FELBANGZ
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