Obvious fluke. Tomorrow’s going to be all soaps and bon bons.

January 23rd, 2012 | by TJ |

So, I don’t know if I told you, but Phil is away for some military-type training for the next three weeks.

And I’m pretty sure I did tell you, but I’ll tell you again, that I have a major event coming up at my house in… three weeks.

So I took last week off from posting, thinking, hey, no big. Phil’s going to be away for three weeks. The only responsibilities I will have will be to clean my very small house and keep the baby alive and shop for an entire weekend’s worth of supplies for 18 women.

Psh.

PSH.

A week off doesn’t matter, because I am going to post SO MUCH with all of that luxurious time I’m going to have, what with my perfect satisfaction with eating peanut butter and jelly all the time and no need to go anywhere at all.

Yeah, it’s been 12 hours and my ass has already been soundly kicked.

Here’s a picture of my baby eating bacon.

19 Responses to “Obvious fluke. Tomorrow’s going to be all soaps and bon bons.”

  1. By Diane on Jan 23, 2012

    The piece of bacon on the tray looks like a tiny bacon hand pointing its tiny bacon finger accusingly at your daughter, the bacon-eater.

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    TJ Reply:

    I CAN’T NOT SEE IT NOW.

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    MegglesP Reply:

    Yep, I see it too. Thanks for that!

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    Kero Reply:

    That’s awesome XD

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    PinkieBling Reply:

    Photobombed by bacon!

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    Laura Lou Reply:

    See, I thought the bacon was pointing at the watermark, so that we cannot miss that “THIS IS TEMERITY JANE’S BABY” eating bacon like a champ.

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    Peregwyn Reply:

    Yes! That’s what I thought.

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  2. By Cayt on Jan 23, 2012

    That picture is oddly hilarious.

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  3. By Life of a Doctor's Wife on Jan 23, 2012

    The bacon is a metaphor for your hopes and dreams, right? Damn that baby and her cute face and her deeply symbolic actions.

    (P.S. I’m sorry Phil is gone. That SUCKS.)

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  4. By Natalie on Jan 23, 2012

    Every picture I see of Penny, via here or Twitter, I think, that girl is learning to work the camera. Or camera phone. Whatever. She may not know how it works, but she knows she’s supposed to look and be adorable! Although on second thought, the being adorable is probably just a natural state.

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  5. By Jesabes on Jan 23, 2012

    Three weeks!

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    Jesabes Reply:

    Wait, I meant in three weeks I’ll be at your house, yay! Not, Phil’s gone for three weeks, yay.

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  6. By Sara on Jan 23, 2012

    This photo makes me oddly excited to feed my baby bacon…

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  7. By Alex on Jan 23, 2012

    Luck!

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  8. By Melissa on Jan 23, 2012

    She’s so cute…and now I want some bacon.

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  9. By Laura A on Jan 23, 2012

    And now I want bacon.

    On a related note, are you going to do a post about baby led weaning? You know, with all of your free time and all….

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  10. By sister on Jan 27, 2012

    I think my invitation to your party must have gotten lost in the mail.

    I CAN BABYSIT!

    Oh and BACON FINGERRRRR

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  11. By elizabeth on Feb 1, 2012

    As a lifelong vegetarian, this is the only time I’ve ever liked a photo of bacon. Good work, Penny.

    http://bebesuisse.blogspot.com/

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  12. By Tori on Feb 22, 2012

    Well at least she’s cute! Sorry that she has a lot of work.
    theweirdworder-awritersworld.blogspot.com/

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