Do you feel our pain yet?

November 28th, 2007 | by TJ |

Fio: TJ
YOUR RSS FEED IS SLOW
ENTERTAIN ME FASTER!

TJ: you can always GO TO THE ACTUAL SITE

Fio: I don’t know why I type in all caps when I’m being sarcastic to you, BTW
It just seems appropriate

TJ: because you know it is a visual cue to me that seriousness is not in effect
and prevents me from saying
‘oh, i can look in to that, i don’t know why that would be’
and getting all anxious about the rss

Fio: Ahhhhhh
Perhaps
I just now honestly realized it. Never thought about it before

TJ: it’s nothing to worry about
you’re just becoming handicapped accessible, as required by the ADA

Fio: TJ DON’T ACCESS ME, CAY WILL GET MAD. I’M MARRIED!

TJ: it’s too late

Fio: /cry

TJ: soon you’re gonna have wheelchairs zoomin all up you
the blind feeling you up
cripples everywhere
oh the humanity

Fio: Oh, that reminds me
I have an idea for a new perfume

TJ: OH NO

Fio: Eau de Humanity
We can put a picture of the Hindenburg on the front.

10 Responses to “Do you feel our pain yet?”

  1. By Dammerung on Nov 28, 2007

    5 TDP posts in 6 hours. Woo. Life is good.

    /sing recast=forever/’All I want for christmas is a punny Fio”

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  2. By kakalaki on Nov 28, 2007

    TJ must be slacking at work today…. yay! The puns are insane. It makes me want to rip out my eyes, yet an image of the Hindenburg on a perfume bottle seems funny. The lucious smell of burning blimp is always a crowd fav.

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  3. By Kinzlayer on Nov 28, 2007

    “Fio: Eau de Humanity”

    /approved

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  4. By Lynda on Nov 28, 2007

    I like the Fio posts.

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  5. By Track on Nov 29, 2007

    I bow to the master of punnery.

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  6. By The Soldier on Nov 29, 2007

    What’s his response time like? Is it an instant turnaround? Because if it is… god help us all.

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  7. By TJ on Nov 29, 2007

    @TheSoldier: Oh, it’s fast. An example.

    Our main tank on vent: Well, I’m gonna go eat, I just remembered I have some salmon waiting for me that I forgot about.

    Fio: You know what that is?

    MT: I’m afraid to ask.

    Fio: Good lox.

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  8. By Teh Khol Adibes on Nov 29, 2007

    The pain! The pain!

    …but Eau de Humanity is an awesome idea…

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  9. By Krystofar on Nov 30, 2007

    Eau de Humanity… OMFG I have actual tears streaming down my face.

    Odd; I wonder how it smells? I imagine a crowed elevator for some reason.

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  10. By Kestrel on Nov 30, 2007

    I’ve smelled it, and it’s not good. In fact, I was going to describe it but the thought (and the memory) is making me nauseous. (No, it’s not the smell of burning flesh.)

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