Temerity Jane

Awesome things for you to read and do and see…

… to distract you from a largely contentless post.

(You’ll thank me tomorrow, around 3pm. Everyone knows that Wednesdays at 3pm is when time slows down to an impossible crawl and you’d give the left side of your ribcage for a nap even though it would mean that you’d be walking around with half your chest caved in for the rest of your life and having to be really careful in crowded situations so as not to squish your lung and have to dramatically stab a giant needle into yourself like they do on TV to reinflate it, thus totally grossing out everyone around you even more than they were already grossed out by your oddly sunken chest and possibly ending up with not only a sunken half-chest but also a whole left side full of giant needle holes as you have not the good sense to stay away from crowded situations since you gave up the left side of your ribcage for a nap that one Wednesday afternoon at 3pm. THAT’S how bad you will need this on Wednesday afternoon at 3pm.)

(You’re WELCOME.)

10 Bizarre Deaths in History
- Basically, Internet, if we can learn anything from history, it is that 1, stubbing your toe always has and always will suck and 2, wear a coat.

One Lucky Guy
- Someone, please, for the love of God, be that obnoxious person who announces that this is a total photoshop, so my heart can crawl back down from where it is clinging to my tonsils for comfort.

My possible future
- This is pretty much the outcome I am imagining that will come from me meeting Phil’s family in two weeks.

Handmade Valentine’s Cards
- One of the downsides of being in a relationship is that I do not think he would find receiving one of these cards nearly as funny as I would find giving it to someone.

Remind you of anyone’s mother?
- Hint: mine.

Perspective game
- I like this one because while I have absolutely no talent for it, I actually do get the hang of it the more I play. My record so far is a pathetic 19 images.

Caps Lock Trainer
- I’m too hardcore to get any use out of this. I use the shift key exclusively. Read back through a few months of the archives here and you’ll see how amazing I truly am.

States placement game
- I apparently have shamefully little knowledge of anything that isn’t the edges.

Free Information Society
- If the pearls of wisdom I’m doling out here daily are for some reason not ENOUGH for you, I SUPPOSE you could find something of interest here.

How TJs like to do things
- So efficient. So clear cut. Impossible to misinterpret. So easily fileable. That is my style, right there.

What’s Your Weather?
- Music channels sorted to suit what the weather is like. It’s actually remarkably fitting, the couple of occasions I’ve tried it.

Spin the Black Circle
- THIS GAME IS DUMB. DON’T PLAY IT. IT’S SO STUPID. (Translation: I suck at this, therefore must declare to hate it.)

Font Conference
- I don’t like the way this ended up. Comic Sans was taken WAY too seriously.

FAIL
- Okay, totally 2006 of me, but FAIL pictures just never get old. For me. And this is my website. FALL IN LINE, PEOPLE.

Same as above
- Never! Gets! Old!

Escalators
- They don’t just pose dangers to TJs.