There is still time to back out of this wedding
August 19th, 2010 | by TJ |“Hey, where’s the CD that goes in this case?”
“Uh, in the same place it’s been for months, where do you think?”
“You think it’s in the CD player?”
“Yeah, I haven’t taken it out soooo…”
“Jack’s Mannequin has been in the CD player for months.”
“Yeah…”
“I’m asking you about the Alkaline Trio CD.”
“Yeah…”
“Have you been thinking that the CD we’ve been listening to in the car for the last few months was Alkaline Trio?”
“Yeah…”
“But… it’s Jack’s Mannequin.”
“Yeah…”
“Um, completely different?”
“Eh… ?”
“Oh, my god. Oh, sweet fancy Jesus.”
(I know that very few of you will understand this, but still, some of you out there are all, “Oh, sweet fancy Jesus!”)
By thepsychobabble on Aug 19, 2010
yup. Totally lost me there. So is it two different cds or one?? lol
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By Kristine on Aug 20, 2010
Oh. Oh. I *totally* know what you’re talking about. Or, at least I think I do, because [enter band name here] pretty much sounds like [enter band name here] so what’s the point of differentiating? It’s probably a band with RAWRRR or DEAD or WHATTHEFUCKARETHEYSAYING? in the title or something, so I’ll go with that.
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TJ Reply:
August 20th, 2010 at 9:02 am
But the thing is, THE THING IS, that tattoo on my good goat feeding arm is the Alkaline Trio logo. And we’ve BEEN to see Alkaline Trio together. And Alkaline Trio is my favorite band in the whole world. And I’m supposed to MARRY a guy who thinks that Jack’s Mannequin and Alkaline Trio are the SAME THING.
THIS IS MY WHOLE LIFE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. HE LIKES LINKIN PARK.
LINKIN PAAAAARK.
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Kristine Reply:
August 20th, 2010 at 10:17 am
AH. See, I thought the dialogue was reversed. I can sympathize with his confusion, still. But the Linkin Park thing? Yiiiikes. You guys have a good therapist?
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By Bernie on Aug 20, 2010
I can see how that could happen, they sound exactly the same.
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