Comments on: We have to talk again, Twitter.

By: Miss Grace

Miss Grace — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:53:21 +0000

I’d like all the morons to stop tweeting all together. Post what’s in your head, but only if there are also brain cells swimming around in there.

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » This may or may not be a review session

Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » This may or may not be a review session — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:12:43 +0000

[...] NEWS FLASH: WE ALL LIKE POISON. [...]

By: Pike

Pike — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:01:57 +0000

Lyrics from Men Without Hats are the only ones worth quoting on Twitter. So let it be written, so let it be done.

*is also trying to become Someone Who Comments*

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:47:42 +0000

But *pouts* I’m so CUTE! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE DAMMIT!

By: Angela

Angela — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:36:14 +0000

OK, I unashamedly admit to doing all of this. Especially if I have been drinking. (Well, not the pictures thing. I do the ‘daily booth’ thing, but rarely complain about how I look. Because, well, I generally look OK. Not that I have an ego or anything)

But song lyrics? ALL the time. Like tonight, when I did Jessie’s Girl on Guitar Hero, and unfortunately the rest of the world was not there to appreciate the awesomeness of Jessie’s Girl, so I had to post the lyrics. And then me and some other dude I only know from twitter sang ALL the lyrics. Kinda. But that was ok because it was all in @ replies.

And I only flirt with single people. And only for giggles. Because, I mean… I live in a town with 2000 people. And some of them are inbred (quite literally). Have to get your kicks somewhere!

I also posted about lunch today. Yes, I’ll admit it. But, seriously: left over Chinese deserves a tweet!

So… 3 out of 6 isn’t bad, is it? Really?

Then again, I do believe THIS tweet well and truly pushed me into ‘Do not follow this bitch she is CRAZY!’ territory:

“I exectb to se eun follows aterthis ioncobgereentmess. Soryr guys”

Do NOT tweet after significant amounts of alcohol. Just sayin’

P.S: Sorry about the stupidly long comment. Sigh. Fail.

By: boomer

boomer — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:21:05 +0000

We don’t ALL like Poison. Some of us just tolerate it because we know the rest of you do. Up yours.

By: KellyS

KellyS — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:35:13 +0000

More than “up yours”?!!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:21:05 +0000

Trying to be “one who comments.” So, um, agree. And tweets from people who live on the beach, and are always saying how beautiful it is? Shut up.

By: jonniker

jonniker — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:44:48 +0000

The inappropriate gross flirting is my single-biggest Twitter pet peeve. GROSS. People, you’re flirting with some MARRIED GUY and you? Are also married. And asking him to take your top off or take you away for the weekend crosses the line. Would you say it in real life? No. No you would not. Then please, keep it off of Twitter, you creepy whore.

By: TJ

TJ — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:41:41 +0000

I… am reasonably certain that’s just you.

BUT THAT’S OK!!