We are both equally at fault for this.
August 3rd, 2008 | by TJ |TJ: GOT A JOKE FOR YOU!!!
Fio: OKAY
TJ: Ok so this bear walks into a bar
And he sits down and orders a drink
and he’s just sitting there, drinking his drink, not bothering anyone
chatting a little with the bartender
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this drunk chick starts heckling him
she’s like “Why would you come out in public like thta? You need a shave”
and just all kinds of drunk abusive
and the bear ignores her and orders another drink, you know, just trying to be peaceful like
and the chick is just getting more and more ballsy the more he doesn’t respond
talking about how she doesn’t like his kind in her bar
and at one point, she even spills her drink on him
and he just keeps on being the bigger person
well, bear.
Fio: ok
TJ: finally, though, when she starts poking him with a pool cue, he’s had enough
so he gobbles her up
and he orders another drink from the bartender
then things start to get a bit hazy
and the next thing he knows, the bartender is shaking him, telling him it’s time to go home
and he’s really apologetic
he’s all, geeze, I’m sorry, normally I hold my liquor better than that
I’ve never passed out in a bar, I’m so ashamed of myself, how many did I have?
And the bartender goes “Oh, it wasn’t the drinks”
“It was the bar bitch you ate.”
Fio: TEEJ
TJ: yes?
Fio: I hate to tell you
but that joke was a downer
TJ: HAHAHAHAAA
By Aryzel on Aug 3, 2008
I don’t get it :(
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By Boffor on Aug 3, 2008
Ooooo…..that hurt! Nice stinker!
@Aryzel, say the last line out load fast and think of Fio’s response.
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By Softi on Aug 3, 2008
Hahaha awesome joke :D
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By Aryzel on Aug 3, 2008
I still don’t get it, is it an american thing? Or am i just being really dense?
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By vronak on Aug 3, 2008
Over my head too :/
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By RabidCoqui on Aug 3, 2008
@Aryzel, “bar bitch you ate” = barbiturate
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By Trackhoof on Aug 3, 2008
I don’t think Aryzel was quite up to speed on that one…
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By Aryzel on Aug 4, 2008
had to look up barbiturate, had never heard of it before, is it something commonly know in america?
Barbiturate:
Any of a group of barbituric acid derivatives, used in medicine as sedatives and hypnotics.
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By Ratshag on Aug 4, 2008
@Aryzel – ya, is one of things we all get told ta Just Say No to in 6th grade.
I didn’t get it at first neithers – I guess I just talks too slows.
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By Kinzlayer on Aug 4, 2008
haha, I’m not sure if that term really gets used all that often except on court room tv shows and cop shows.
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