Two Eight

December 6th, 2009 | by TJ |

Last year, I told you that 27 was totally going to be the year of awesome blogging, because 27 is obviously the prime blogging age.

I was totally and completely incorrect, and obviously, 28 is totally going to be that year. I feel it for REAL this time. guys. FOR REAL.

So last year, Phil got me some flowers and this prophetic t-shirt. This year? He has only improved with either age or continual direct exposure to me.

One, the obvious easy choice, done with great skill and artistry by the gift giver:

Picture 81

I would have posted sooner, but I spent an extremely long time choosing some breakfast chocolate.

Secondly, another wise choice – a gift for both of us, in a way:

Picture 82

I don’t mean “for both of us” like I have any intention of actually sharing, but “for both of us” in the sense that I am now slightly less likely to demand he take pictures of toilet paper and bundles of firewood named “Hot Wood” and other such things with his iPhone when we are out and about and then later demand he drop everything he is doing and email the pictures to me when I decide I am ready to write a blog post about the pictures I made him take for me, even if he is at work or pooping, because when I am ready to write about toilet paper, I must strike while the striking is good and I can’t be held up by his petty needs like “the military” or “wiping.” So in that sense, it is a gift for both of us. But mostly me.

Happy my birthday, Internet!

27 Responses to “Two Eight”

  1. By Bellwether on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy Birthday, Teej! And grats on the loot!

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    TJ Reply:

    THANK YOU!

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  2. By Pike on Dec 6, 2009

    Chocolate is always the correct gift answer.

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    TJ Reply:

    Also the correct breakfast answer.

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  3. By Mikey on Dec 6, 2009

    I love how you linked to the toilet paper story that you can actually see by the time you get down to the link. Happy Birthday!

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    TJ Reply:

    Ah but not everyone reads my site from the front page. But good to know that someone does!

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    Mikey Reply:

    :o how else would i read it? I’m not a big blog reader i only follow yours and BRK.

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  4. By Kestrel on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy Birthday, TJ, and congratulations to Phil on his perspicacious selection of gifts.

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    TJ Reply:

    He can have his congratulations tomorrow. Today is my BIRTHDAY. BIRTHDAY WISHES ONLY.

    Thank you!

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  5. By Evil Sheep on Dec 6, 2009

    Congrats on making another trip around the sun without falling off the planet, Teej.

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  6. By Fyurae on Dec 6, 2009

    I find it appropriate that you got Rare, Epic, and Legendary Chocolates, as well as some new iLevel Blizzard hasn’t even released yet (the red one) which is probably something like “Spoke of Only in Whispers.” Good job, Phil. Even the camera is a Blue.

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    Mikey Reply:

    The red one looks like a Lindt Lindor Trouffles bag :o

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  7. By Jason Doege on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy Birthday!

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  8. By Swistle on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy your birthday!

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  9. By Mel on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy YOUR Birthday, TJ! Looks like Phil did pretty well this year – imagine what next year will bring!

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  10. By Adrienzgirl on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy Happy B-Day TJ! Doesn’t everybody eat chocolate for birthday breakfast? :D

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  11. By Aunt Becky on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy Birthday, yo. Now pass me some chocolate. Don’t hog it all.

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  12. By Iain on Dec 6, 2009

    Happy birthday!
    If the last year wasn’t for real then we’re in for a treat this next year!

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  13. By Ellie on Dec 6, 2009

    happy birthday :D and he is a smart man. BUT what made my day would have to be:
    ” I can’t be held up by his petty needs like “the military” or “wiping.””

    xD

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  14. By Adlib on Dec 7, 2009

    Happy Birthday! Hope it was everything you hoped it would be. :D

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  15. By Marylin/Softi on Dec 7, 2009

    Happy Birthday sweety! :)

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  16. By ggs_closet on Dec 7, 2009

    Happy Belated B Day!!!

    I have that camera and it rocks.

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  17. By Bernie on Dec 7, 2009

    You speak of writing of toilet paper. In 1980 I was in Bluefields, Nicaragua and while there I saw a brand of toilet paper called Dildo. No matter how ‘Ultra Softly’ I’m not sure how close to my butt I want that. I wish I had taken a picture.

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    Mikey Reply:

    That my friend is the most awesome thing i will read all day.

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  18. By Chaninn on Dec 7, 2009

    Happy B-day!! Cheers to another great year for you!
    /pours Diet Coke for TJ

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  19. By Willow on Dec 7, 2009

    A day late, but I celebrate my birthweek so figure that any time within a week of someone’s actual birthday is acceptable. I highly recommend birthweek celebrations, by the by! Happy-happy and many more!

    ~Willow~

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  20. By Jezrael on Dec 8, 2009

    Happy birthday TJ :)

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