This is why I never leave the house.
September 7th, 2009 | by Phil |Written by the Phil.
I don’t know if most people do this, but I know that when my significant other is away, I tend to go a little overboard.
For example, this past Friday night I got home from long day at work, happy that a three day weekend was here and opened my first of what turned out to be many many beers. Now, my intention was not to have many many beers, but to have a few and tune out the world in what ever video game I might be playing. I, however, did not do that. I drank around 13 and forgot to eat. I did make up for the not eating the next day, by eating an entire large California Pizza Kitchen pizza. It was quite good, but I really should not have done that.
I think it’s just that old feeling, like when you a kid and your parents leave you alone and you have free reign. I, however, always have free reign and should know better by now. TJ did tell me that I better not gain too much weight and not be able to fit in my uniform, because we are not buying another right now. So I will just have to exercise a little more and eat a little better in the next few weeks, because I have eaten some really bad food.
My top 3:
Super nachos (they weigh like three pounds and taste like pure awesome)
Carl’s Jr’s Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger
A pumpkin spice Frappachino from Starbucks almost every day last week.
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TJ: will you write an entry for my blog today?
I’m not motivated to do anything (<—- stupid Chantix)
Phillip: maybeeee
:)
TJ: please
Phillip: Ok, I will write something.
TJ: thanks
Phillip: No problem.
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Phillip: Let me know if you need anymore than that
TJ: <3 <3 <3
TJ: Title?
Phillip: ummmm
I dont have one
TJ: YOU DRANK HOW MANY BEERS?
By Dzargul on Sep 7, 2009
Fear not, Phil. What you have just expressed is done by all men. My excess is usually followed by the ‘OMG, this place is a pit and she’s coming home tomorrow!’ moment and the ‘I just *know* I forgot to clean something.’ moment as she arrives at the door.
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By Thaumaturgos on Sep 7, 2009
Perfectly agreed with Dzargul. God put women on the planet to keep men in line, and men on the planet so women have a good reason to spend time on the phone/ internet with their friends talking about how ‘if he really loved loved me he would…’
Its okay to gross out sometimes. In fact, you need to so as to keep sane. Just keep the balance, and remember those essential words “I’m sorry honey”.
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By ZombiePirateXXX on Sep 8, 2009
I find the only time I tend to get away with eating a KFC or McD’s is when I am several hundred miles away from my wife, but then, she has a 6th sense about these things and asks me all about my eating habits while I have been out of line of sight….
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By Ale on Sep 8, 2009
How could you not have a pumpkin spice latte every day right now? They are only available for 2 months a year!!
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By Aboo on Sep 8, 2009
You are obviously not an experienced hubby yet Mr. Phil.
In time, you will realize that she may SEEM omnipotent, but she is not. Feel free to indulge in pitchers of of your brew of choice while on your lunch break at Hooters. Or to in-hale as many shrimp as possible when eating at the all-you-can-eat shrimp special at Applebee’s. (on Tuesdays they have margarita’s 2 for 7 dollars!).
By the time you return to the house, she will be none the wizer and you will be refreshed and ready to make her happy by fetching, carrying, and the occassional foot-rub.
You DO have a spare tooth-brush at work, right? Bah! n3wB! Get one, that is mandatory to start on your path of enlightenment!
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