Phil (the fiance) probably wanted you to go to the bathroom because he knows you always hate the bathroom at Olive Garden and wanted to spare you the trauma. Or he knows that you’ll go to the bathroom during the ‘just been seated but haven’t ordered drinks’ phase, and he doesn’t know if you’ll want Diet Coke, or green tea, or if your in the ‘my ass is fat all I want is water’ phase of wedding planning (totally not trying to give you hind end issues, just stating a vaguely possible example) and he’s just trying to avoid ordering the wrong drink, because we all know that him ordering the wrong drink really indicates that he can’t stand your family and is going to leave you standing at the altar with tears streaming down your cheeks, which would totally ruin your makeup.

Of course, this paranoia could come from the time I dotted foundation all over my face but forgot to BLEND and rode transit for over an hour before figuring it out. It’s tough out there for us dorky AND paranoid girls. And by “us” of course, I just mean “me”.

but ALL women tend to have this form of paranoia. It’s called “woman’s intuition.”

Lorelai has that version of paranoia, and she’s always fretting over anything she said to me or what i said to her. Funny as hell, but she never learns the lesson.

I am not intelligent enough to add in hints, tips, or any other form of advice through subtle means. If I DO do something subtle, it’s obvious. If I do something obvious, it’s obvious. I R Obvious.

I think in this case, so is Phil. He probably just puts his toothbrsh the way he does to avoid running goo on the handle(as was mentioned above). He probably wanted you to go to the bathroom simply because he thought it might be a good idea for you to go to the bathroom.

Simplicity is a glorious thing.

…and there are none??

I do NOT want to be the first commenter here, because I have nothing insightful (or weird) to say about this. Well, except the observation that maybe…just maybe…you’re getting paranoid, TJ.