I got up to run this morning and as I was stumbling down the stairs in the dark, I found a pile of mail for me on the stairs where my roommate usually drops it.
Credit card offer, bill, credit card offer, bill, letter from University of Maryland Alumni Association begging for mah moneys, and… and…
So a long time ago, last November or December, I spotted the MOST AWESOME STICKERS IN THE WORLD on The Bronze Kettle, run by Shelbi and Jon.
Ever since then, I have been asking Jon on a near daily basis when more stickers were going to be produced, trying such tactics as threats, offers of exorbitant amounts of money, possibly my first born child. I have been after them for a LONG. TIME.
Jon: Not yet.
Jon: We’re working on it.
TJ: Hey, I wrote a song!
Jon: Is it about stickers?
TJ: … yes.
Well, just about a week ago, maybe, I got an email from Shelbi asking if I was still interested.
I believe my response was something like… “SFJKGHRIKUGSFKJWGRK!!! FKJSFKJKGRB? SFJGHFKJBUR!!!! FIRST BORN CHILD?”
TJ: Well, I have learned something from this.
Jon: What’s that?
TJ: Relentless harassment always pays off in the end.
Jon: How do you think I got married?
TJ: You know I’m going to blog that, right?
Jon: I’m glad I didn’t say “How do you think I got laid?”
Shelbi sent me an invoice, which I had paid in about .5 seconds and this morning… here they are!
CAN YOU STAND IT, INTERNET? CAN YOU EVEN STAND IT!!
Shelbi also included the teeniest, tiniest little warlock charm that was so cute I almost ate it on the spot, but I did not get a good picture of it. However! If you are now as smitten with these things as I am, do check out her store on etsy and buy some!
After peeling myself off the floor and recovering from my glee-faint, I scampered outside to apply them to my car immediately… only to be faced with a dilemma.
Ever since I first fell in love with the teeny lock and voidwalker, lo, those many months ago, I had been sure, in my mind, of exactly where I would place them. But eyeing up my car this morning, I froze up. I bought this car less than 2 years ago and have not yet placed a single sticker on it, so I have nothing to work around, just vast (ok, my car is minature, so maybe not too vast) expanses to work with here.
And this is where you come in, Internet.
We’ve got options 1-3 here…
… and option 4 here.
So what do you think? Where is the proper home for these stickers? I can’t mess this up, I just can’t. I seriously do not know the last time anything held my attention so long as to obnoxiously pursue it for 6 straight months. I can’t allow such build up to be destroyed by ill advised car decoration placement.