Comments on: The End… ish?

By: Yaja

Yaja — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:18:59 +0000

I was still totally expecting him to be Bob the Goat……… :-)

By: BaldBilly

BaldBilly — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:09:47 +0000

That guy is a total, tool. Glad you got away from him

By: Euripedes

Euripedes — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:03:10 +0000

He’s about a shed short of a tool shed.

Or a McDonald’s short of a Happy Meal.

Not even the shiniest spoon in the knife drawer.

By: The Soldier

The Soldier — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:39:37 +0000

“Hai gurl who was ignoring me for weeks how do you feel about group sex?”
Unless said person was found online at some site specifically designed for that (Adult Friend Finder, or something similar), I can’t imagine this conversation ever coming up between two people. Especially when you were giving him every available sign that you weren’t interested in him in the least.
That being said, I know a few guys who claim (active word here is CLAIM) to have done the group thing. I believe their charming expression was “running a train.” Weeding out another guy’s bullshit is a hobby of mine, and I’ve gotten pretty good at it, so the 1 or 2 guys that I’ve met that I can actually believe pulled this off, it went like this:
Girl meets 2 guys in a group setting, can’t really decide which one she likes, goes for guy A. Goes out with him for less than a month, sleeps with guy B. Since A and B have been friends forever, so they don’t mind her infidelity; they get girl falling down drunk and take advantage of her, then never speak to her again.
I honestly can’t see this happening between sober individuals with half a brain in their head, but stranger shit has happened:
I knew a guy that was stationed with me in Texas. Average looking, average build, dressed average, totally average in every possible way. He’d stay sober every night at the club, and start up a conversation with a few different girls. At different points in the night, depending on their level of drunkenness, he would say “before the night’s over, I’m going to eat you out.” I was astounded. I asked him how many times he’s gotten kicked in the balls with a line like that. He said none. A lot of girls go for it, a lot of them laugh, and a lot of them blow him off. He said his success rate was about 1 in 3, and after hanging out with him for a few months, I saw he was right. Not my style, but it worked for him.
Point of all this rambling was that there are people out there that don’t know how to talk to other people, but still get what they want (guy in Texas). They don’t see a problem with their method, so they continue offending people until someone sets them straight.
-J

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:43:50 +0000

…
Oh
my
F-ing
Gawd
…
…
Girl you should be sainted or something.

By: Track

Track — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:16:41 +0000

That was amazing, hysterical, and definitely worth reading the rest of that story again so as to fully appreciate it.

But much like the not anti-climactic version of your story, the way I see it in my head ends up being a take on the infamous “Horse head” scene from the Godfather…

By: Shifttusk

Shifttusk — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:19:46 +0000

You should have given him Doom

By: Urth

Urth — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:03:35 +0000

Clearly insane. But what a cosmopolitan form of insanity! Metro, even!

You should have given him Doom’s number.

By: Graypanther

Graypanther — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:07:48 +0000

Thats just insane. WTH could a guy be thinking to say that…..

He needs to earn himself a darwin award!

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:03:16 +0000

Come on people, you mean making that kind of a proposal doesn’t score points w/chicks?

*guffaw*