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By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » The semi-triumphant but mostly awkwardly out of practice return of TJ’s Cosmo Cliff’s Notes.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:38:32 +0000

[...] notes: November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May [...]

By: Adlib

Adlib — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:56:43 +0000

I totally changed my mind. Thank you, Twilight. /embarrassing

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » I enjoy using my free time to ease the strain of your busy lives!

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:14:30 +0000

[...] Carrie Underwood article because remember how that one writer couldn’t even be bothered to ask Amanda Bynes why she had dyed her hair blonde? Well, this author wasn’t capable of making a plucked from obscurity, award winning singing [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » You = Busy. Me = Living to Serve.

Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » You = Busy. Me = Living to Serve. — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:29:17 +0000

[...] See previous Cosmo Cliff’s Notes: November Issue December Issue January Issue [...]

By: HokieJayBee

HokieJayBee — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:40:32 +0000

rarely does one really, l.o.l.. like, by the true definition of the word. it’s the random thing you type back to people in chat to let them know you read what they wrote, and that you understood it, but you have nothing to say back. it’s the random thing you say to be included in a conversation. it’s almost as bad at trying to force conversation than “etc.”.

but today, back at work for the first time since dec 23rd, i’m catching up on my blog reading. and i stumble upon your cosmo-nalysis. which are always great.

but today, office, open door, mid work day. real l.o.l. thank you:

“WARNING! Does YOUR Man Have a Solo-Sex Problem? Apparently? More and more men are secretly masturbating TOO much? Also? Possibly related? More and more men are dating control freaks who can’t mind their own damn business!”

By: TheWicked

TheWicked — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:07:27 +0000

The Chest Covenant is just awesome, but I have a question. Is there a relationship clause? May I stare/leer if it is at my significant other? Because… yeah… if she’s just stepped out of the shower or something, or is wearing certain things… yeah.

By: Adlib

Adlib — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:20:34 +0000

I agree re: Taylor Lautner. He doesn’t really even look real so I agree – not that attractive at all.

By: Adlib

Adlib — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:19:15 +0000

Before I even read this post, I could not get over Amanda Bynes being a blonde when I saw that picture. Why??? She is totally cute as a brunette and should stay as such.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:18:23 +0000

Someone needs to tell Amanda Bynes that Hollywood Bleached Blond is Step 1 toward the Celebrity Slip-n-Slide of Doom and Certain Death of your Career.

Look at Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think I need to say more than that.

Also, you killed me with the “tee” bit. Seriously. This is post-mortem typing.

By: Delicia

Delicia — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:18:37 +0000

Thanks TJ! I must admit I had a Cosmo in my hand briefly the other day when at the store… but it was just to turn it around so my kids didn’t have to read all the crap on the front (the line was too long in the only designated “family friendly” aisle that doesn’t have all the trash mags displayed). I couldn’t very well snag it and thumb through with the kiddies standing there..

Chest Covenant = WIN

And am I the only one that noticed that in that pic, they deliberately pulled his belt slightly up in the buckle so that it.. well.. bulges.. in a suggestive manner? Seriously.. look at it again, it should be laying flat and smooth but NOOO they have to do that crap? Like we really care? This goes back to the whole ‘picturing a guy naked’ thing.. is this photographer a guy??

-Del