Brinkley: Portrait of a Self-absorbed Dog
January 1st, 2010 | by TJ |
Brinkley would like you all to know that he’s taken your request under consideration, but since the directly outside office door/very top of stairs position worked out so well for him in 2009, he is going to go ahead and stick with it in 2010.
He also considered your secondary proposal and, unfortunately, while you know and he knows that you know that he damn well knows what “excuse me” means, he has decided to go ahead and continue to not acknowledge your polite requests to move.
He wishes a safe, happy, healthy New Year to you and yours and would also like to remind you that he is one of yours. And that he would like a bacon snack, which would make him happy, thus fulfilling 1/3 of his holiday wish for you. Brinkley is always thinking about you and how he can help you.
He would also like to suggest that a bacon snack might make him healthier, because as you can see, there is a lot of 100% pure Brinkley muscle to support. So that’s 2/3 of the wish that Brinkley made for you, fulfilled for you. By Brinkley. Who is waiting for his wish-fulfilling bacon snack. Directly outside the door. Please limber up before attempting to step over so as not to encroach upon his sprawl.
By Nona on Jan 1, 2010
I would totally share all my bacon snacks with Brinkley. And this is from a woman who tells some furry beast in my home to “move” at least 42 times an hour.
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By Awlbiste on Jan 1, 2010
Brinkley and Simon would get along well. Simon also enjoys sleeping in places deliberately designed to give him maximum attention time, bacon, and looking adorable.
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By lux on Jan 1, 2010
i really want to give him a belly rub.
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