My ex-boyfriend, Bob.
July 31st, 2007 | by TJ |So you may have noticed there’s a commenter around here named bobthegoat, who likes to search out opportunities to make fun of my on my own webpage. That would be Bob, my ex-boyfriend.
Here are the reasons I wonder what the HELL I was ever thinking:
1. I’m pretty sure he thinks he’s smarter than me, and that would be crazy.
2. We have a specific code phrase, he and I. It is “and then I ate the sandwich.” We have a specific phrase, which is completely necessary, so I can let him know when it is time to stop talking and get to his damn point. Sometimes he will be an hour or so into a story when this phrase becomes necessary.
3. He giggles when he’s drunk.
4. A couple of weeks ago, I got this email from him:
Ok, as a girl, what do you think of this. You know the part in the middle of the wedding where the minister says stuff, then we have to repeat it? I
By bob the goat on Jul 31, 2007
In my defense I would like to point out three things.
1) My Fiance
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By Shadowpup on Aug 1, 2007
Re: The weddings vows thing…
Yes, funny.
BUT you don’t want to do that as there is no such thing as a real life rez.
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By bob the goat on Aug 1, 2007
On that topic: TJ, can I get a Soulstone, and can someone bubble me?
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By Vorn on Aug 2, 2007
OMGosh Do you know how many times i have done that in the last 24 hours after seeing the movie??
Well about 3-4 really :)
My Fav part of that movie but now i can’t get it out of my head, i walk around singing “Spider Pig Spider Pig does whatever a Spider pig does”
I am going insane !
Please kill me
LoL
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By Someone on Aug 4, 2007
“7. We broke up last September. He was engaged by Christmas. He
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By Brian on Aug 10, 2007
@ Bob
Seriously, do it. It’d just be nothing short of amazing. The worst she can do is get angry with a smile on her face… but a soulstone res wouldn’t hurt.
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