More about Bob.
August 15th, 2007 | by TJ |A Recreation, by TJ
TJ: Bob, when’s the Superbowl this year?
Bob: …
TJ: Well, do you know who is playing?
Bob: …
TJ: Bob, in baseball, how many outs are in an inning?
Bob: That’s the one with the bat, right?
TJ: You know, I really like the overtime rules in college football, much more exciting…
Bob: *blank stare*
TJ: What’s a tea length dress?
Bob: A casual or semi-formal type dress that comes to about mid-calf.
By kakalaki on Aug 15, 2007
If there is a shred of truth to this, it’s a sad day. Is Bob short for Bobbi?
What about Bob?!
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By bob the goat on Aug 15, 2007
I may not know when, where, or who is playing in the super bowl, but Basseball has 3 outs per inning. I sometimes get confused as to how many outs are in a quarter, and why the players all seem to be in the penalty box.
Hey, lets change the topic…Who wants to see TJ in a Tea length dress?
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By Dick on Aug 15, 2007
Yes TJ in a dress.
Bad bob! As a man you should never know anything that specific about women’s clothing, especially if you dont know the basic rules to sports.
I’m taking your man card away. You held on to it as long as you could.
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By KingdoK on Aug 15, 2007
Sadly, Bob, there are 6 outs per inning.
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By bob the goat on Aug 15, 2007
Well…ya, if you count BOTH teams. : )
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By Ego on Aug 15, 2007
…I’m going to be in someone’s wedding next year, and all the other bridesmaids keep saying “tea-length”
so…thank you. Because I had no idea what that was, and kept trying to make sense of an adjective comparing the length of something to a liquid beverage.
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By bob the goat on Aug 15, 2007
Tea-length is a dress that is semi-formal, designed for taking a formal tea. The hem of the dress is to be half way between the knee and the ankle, but closer to the ankle is acceptable. It is casual enough to wear outside in the summer for tea, but formal enough to wear to events such as a wedding. It is not as formal as a gown worn at a wedding, but more formal than a summer dress. The most commonly known use of a Tea-length dress in modern dress is the Bridesmaid dress. They are not quite as formal as the bride
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By For The Pie on Aug 15, 2007
An inning consists of both teams bob.
Please turn in your man-card. To TJ.
Technically, the Superbowl this year has passed, it’s next year. :P IIRC it’s in Arizona.
College football will never be good until they have a playoff for the National Championship. It’s too dang subjective. March Madness, now theres a way to decide a champion. Although, I agree, TJ, the college OT rules are better.
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By Kruncs of Cho'gall on Aug 15, 2007
@tj
For college football, we are talking about American, pig-skin football and not the European checkered-ball football, right? Asking trick questions… :d
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By mars506 on Aug 15, 2007
Let’s get back to the topic of who wants to see TJ in a tea-length dress.
/cast fireward
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By bob the goat on Aug 16, 2007
Sounds good to me.
/cast kick-in-the-shin-ward.
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