Merry August to ME!

August 31st, 2007 | by TJ |

Well, it’s pay day, and I’ve been an extremely good girl.

Yes, I have.

YES I HAVE!!

Ahem. Anyway, I deserve a present. Now, this website (and by the way, “unique and sexy”? Socks? Socks are sexy? In what world?), mid-month, well, I plan on going… what’s the term… oh, apeshit… and buying entirely too much stuff, but for now. For now, I’ve got to settle on just one. Just. One.

But I can’t decide.

Help meh.

Option One:

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Option Two:

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Option Three:

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Option Four:

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Option Five:

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I don’t know what to dooooo!!

And if you go to that website, and present me with more options, after I’ve already so painfully narrowed it down, I might spend the rest of my day under my desk, quietly weeping to myself and stroking my poor bare little feet.

29 Responses to “Merry August to ME!”

  1. By Kestrel on Aug 31, 2007

    Option 5. Purple/violet/whatevuh > all. There ya go–all done! In fact, now that I’ve saved you so much time, take Monday off from work. :)

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  2. By ArmsandFury on Aug 31, 2007

    I like #4 and #5 is a close follow up.

    Side note:
    I still have a thing for Goth ladies who wear short skirts and those thigh high things that don’t quite go all the way up and leave about 3-6 inches of leg showing. /shiver

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  3. By For The Pie on Aug 31, 2007

    As short as TJ is, she’ll have to wear a micro skirt and ankle socks to show 3-4 inches of leg.

    (flees)

    Now..not saying tha would be a bad look. I’m just saying.

    Option 3 for the win and the pie.

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  4. By TJ on Aug 31, 2007

    Oh come on! You can’t all vote for something different!

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  5. By Ozma on Aug 31, 2007

    Black and white combo all teh way!!! Its demented,sexy and very hipnotic in a “we’re all Mad Here” messed up America McGee’s “Alice in Wonderland” spoof.

    Black & White baby!

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  6. By malficent - Kargath on Aug 31, 2007

    I like 3…just something about it.

    next would be 5

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  7. By Ego on Aug 31, 2007

    *laughs* Firstly, thank you for the linked images. Sexy socks are blocked at work *fistshake*

    I so need to find a short skirt that looks good on me so I can wear these socks.

    My PERSONAL favorite is #2, I prefer faded colors.

    BUT, based on..well, totally circumstantial evidence as to what colors you might like and might wear..I say Five. You can never go wrong with purple.

    Alternately, pick the one that matches the shirt that you’d wear with them.

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  8. By TJ on Aug 31, 2007

    What is this… “matching”… you are speaking of?

    I keep hearing that word, I don’t understand the fuss…

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  9. By For The Pie on Aug 31, 2007

    TJ is my kind of girl..except for the not liking pie and being averager height. ;)

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  10. By bob the goat on Aug 31, 2007

    “As short as TJ is, she

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  11. By For The Pie on Aug 31, 2007

    bob,

    Make sure that’s on my tombtone.

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  12. By Sonvar on Aug 31, 2007

    Option 5 ftw

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  13. By Kruncs of Cho'gall on Aug 31, 2007

    I’d say Option Two/Three – two if you want cute, and three if you wanted more attention than just cute.

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  14. By TJ on Aug 31, 2007

    Well, if 3 would get me YOUR attention, Kruncs…

    /sidle

    /bat eyelashes

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  15. By vorian on Aug 31, 2007

    option 3.

    Then get a black leather mini skirt and corset.

    :D

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  16. By Sonvar on Aug 31, 2007

    lol. For the Pie again misses out on being sidled by TJ

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  17. By For the Pie on Aug 31, 2007

    It’s probably me taking low blows at her height that get me no sidles… so i bring it on my own dang self.

    It would be nice to get a sidle here and there, but really women are trouble for me, i tend to …. lose my mind and such. So i stay single and sane.

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  18. By vorian on Aug 31, 2007

    any blow sent her way HAS to be low, do to her height. Any normal blow would sail right over her head in more way than one. :D :P

    I kidz, i kidz.

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  19. By Yardbo (Thunderhorn) on Aug 31, 2007

    White and black FTW!!! I had an X that had socks like these! Sexy memories :)

    I’ve never seen a picture of you TJ… If you’re tan go with the darker colors. If you have fair skin, light colors. That’s the 2cents from the nearest female coworker :)

    BTW she says you have to also get a school girl outfit? Sounds hott to me :)

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  20. By Someone on Aug 31, 2007

    For a crazy (I mean, awesome!) warlock: option 5 (Five)!

    Now that the majority has picked five, go ahead and get something else! :)

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  21. By Mana Battery Bitch on Aug 31, 2007

    Puuuurpleeeee!

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  22. By mars506 on Aug 31, 2007

    Option one.

    But fyi. Sexy socks is an oxymoron.

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  23. By Doogie2K on Aug 31, 2007

    Can I vote none of the above? I’m violently anti-sock, they irritate my leg hair to no end. I can only wear those little ankle socks or I go berserk after about ten minutes.

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  24. By Xeln on Sep 1, 2007

    Considering how much you seem to like pink fuzzy things, I’d say option #2 for you. However, if you are trying to please us I think we all agree on option #3 for being the sexy style. I’m generalizing from one opinion here, but everyone does. Or at least I do. Also, you have to stongly consider what you plan to wear these with. Although I have a friend who has bunches of socks like this and loves to wear the center ones from #1 with her black leather mini, and she’s shorter than you and still smokin hot in it.

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  25. By Yaja on Sep 1, 2007

    I say get them all, put them in the same drawer (unmatched) then just pull 2 out at random and wear those that day! :)

    Can I has moar sock picks wit TJ in’em plz? ktks!

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  26. By Someone on Sep 1, 2007

    So, I read in BRK’s blog that you’re picking the wrong socks? Which ones are those, if we may ask?

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  27. By shakerattle on Sep 2, 2007

    option 3 all the way!

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