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The only time this causes issues now, is when I think she’s just venting her irrationality to me, and … she really wants me to help her fix something.

I’m enjoying reading your posts and will check back often.

One of my LIG’s is being phoned.

Sometimes, for no reason, when someone phones me, I get angry… and I don’t mean cold calling – as that would be rational… I mean even if a friend or family calls me… I get an irrational anger strike and I’m like “Yeah, what do you want?!?!” and I find it very hard to calm down.

If that isnt a LIG I dunno what is.

Or would you prefer we leave it down then pee all over it?

Actually there are guys like that. I know, because I’ve used the restroom after them. They can’t be bothered putting the seat up, and they also can’t be bothered wiping it off afterwards. Seriously, how the hell can you spray pee everywhere (and I do mean everywhere), then not have the decency to at least wipe the seat? The floor I can understand, you need a mop for that, but good god, man! At least wipe your pee off the seat!

I go in there with my 4 y/old daughter, she needs to pee, and there’s only one stall? I’ve got no choice. As disgusting as it might seem, I’m going to be wiping SEP off the toilet seat. Or…worse than SEP, and yes, I’ve wiped off worse. As I said. When you have a 4 y/old kid that needs to go, you’ve got no choice.

I guess that would be my LIG, although I think mine is more of an LRG than an LIG. Does that still count?

Suffice it to say that I had a traumatic close encounter with raccoons at Boy Scout camp waay back in the day. Key concepts: leaky MREs, a Wilderness Survival merit badge outing, and raccoons that have had so little contact with humans that they know no fear.

For those of you wondering, the only proof necessary that raccoons are the Very Spawn of Lucifer Himself: THEY HAVE LITTLE HUMAN HANDS WITH FIVE FINGERS. Q.E.D.

In theory, yes, you can keep a raccoon as a pet. When I was a child I lived on a farm in central Kansas. We had a pet raccoon. He lived in the house with us and terrified our guests.

However, you CANNOT capture a fully grown raccoon and attempt to domesticate them. They are evil, evil creatures. And so smart it’s not funny. They wash their food and they have thumbs.

@Aboo

Could you capture a Raccoon and keep it as a pet?

I live in England where they are not native to.

We get rats…. Woooooo :(