Comments on: Ladies: Are your mental naked men missing middles?

By: Angelya

Angelya — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:21:03 +0000

And there, I think, is the root (so to speak) of it – women do not have penises, and we spend a small proportion of our time (compared to men anyway) looking at them, so our brains may have trouble with the visualization part. Men on the other hand have no such problem, as the gentleman above reveals. Personally, if I try to visualize dangly parts on my imaginary naked man it just makes me giggle so I stop to avoid funny looks.

Bit late commenting I know, but better late than never eh? :)

By: Adlib

Adlib — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:31:10 +0000

I have to agree with TJ; that is a great sentence!

By: Seinfeld ftw

Seinfeld ftw — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:35:20 +0000

As an above reader eluded to, Seinfeld really nailed this one:

Jerry: “Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day–”
Elaine: “Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh… that is not a good look for a man.”
George: “Why not? It’s a good look for a woman.”
Elaine: “Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is
utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.”
Jerry: “So you don’t think it’s attractive?”
Elaine: “It’s hideous. The hair, the… the lumpiness. It’s simian.”
George: “Well, some women like it.”
Elaine: “Hmm. Sickies.”

By: Darcy

Darcy — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:26:26 +0000

Any girl who has ever skipped knows that a ponytail swings jauntily back and forth with the skipping action… need I say more?

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:08:10 +0000

I totally agree that skipping, on the whole, is kind of ridiculous. I can get behind a kind of… exuberant gallop, if you’re excited to meet up with a particular person you see in the distance. But a grown person aimlessly skipping, what with the coordinated skipping motion… and yes. The naked man in the movie was skipping. WITH FULL DANGLE DANGLING ACTION.

By: Darcy

Darcy — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:05:57 +0000

He was skipping naked? I find skipping even more ridiculous than dangly parts. One time I was standing in front of a building on a campus making a phone call while a woman I didn’t know was smoking on a bench across from me. I looked and there was a very tall, good-looking athletic young guy skipping up the walk. The walkway was very long, so this process took a while. The woman and I watched wordlessly as he skipped all the way up, paused, threw a soda bottle into the blue can next to me, and then calmly walked on. The woman said, “Did you see that?!? He recycled!”

By: Chaninn

Chaninn — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:38:44 +0000

The sexiness depends on context for me. Is the nakedness in a movie or is it someone walking down the street? Am I feeling naughty or practical?

My imaginary naked man does have a dangle because I can’t imagine a naked man as a Ken Doll. Ken was freaky when I was a kid & is still freaky today so my imaginary naked man has to have something there.
NO KEN DOLLS!!!

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:00:51 +0000

It was called Saving Grace, and it was basically almost exactly the plot of that show Weeds, except way before that show ever came on!

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:02:22 +0000

Out of curiosity.. what movie was it? (re: Craig Ferguson)

By: Bernie

Bernie — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:59:37 +0000

My wife waits until the men walk past then she pictures them nekkid. She’s into tushies.