I only JUST stopped laughing.
July 23rd, 2009 | by TJ |Two nights ago, Phil had laid down to watch the news and I was sitting on the edge of the bed with the laptop, finishing up some work. I wasn’t really paying attention to the news, but there was a story going on about how police had gotten report of a child in a car, and when they went to check it out, they found drugs in the child’s diaper. I turned just in time to see the headline they were using for the story.
“METHY” DIAPER
Oh, I laughed and laughed, but Phil didn’t laugh at all, which has seriously caused me to question the long term potential of this relationship, because COME ON.
However, wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt, I sought a second opinion. Knowing it was midnight in PA, I texted my sister instead of calling, saying “I HAVE SOMETHING HILARIOUS TO SAY.”
Of course, my phone immediately rang, and, after relaying the story, my suspicions were confirmed as my sister also found it to be HILARIOUS. So there is either something wrong with Phil, or something wrong with BOTH my sister and I, which seems far less likely!
So anyway, the next day I am talking on the phone to my sister, who had worked numerous double shifts in a row, was tired, and was waiting for her coffee to finish brewing.
Kate: How do you know if your coffee pot has a Pause & Pour feature?
TJ: You pull out the pot, and if it pauses, you have one.
Kate: Oh. Ok. Oh, oh, it’s dripping. OH OH NO! OH IT’S EVERYWHERE!
TJ: *hysterical laughter*
Kate: Oh it’s not stopping, OH NO.
TJ: *hysterical laughter*
Kate: Why would you encourage me to TRY THAT?
TJ: *hysterical laughter*
Kate: You’re such an asshole.
TJ: How bad is it?
Kate: It’s a meth, ok? IT’S A HUGE METH.
By Awlbiste on Jul 23, 2009
Methy diaper – eh, 6/10 on the hilarious scale.
It’s a huge meth – 9.5/10, laughed hard enough to scare the cat.
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By Kelly S on Jul 23, 2009
WAhahaha! That’s awesome.
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By Lauren on Jul 23, 2009
Thanks for confirming my co-workers suspicion that I am a nut case :-) Between the dancing wedding video and the huge meth, I can’t stop laughing. Thank God I have an office and can shut the door when necessary!
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By Capn John on Jul 23, 2009
Mommy Bunny and Baby Bunny are out foraging for food, and everything Mommy Bunny tries Baby Bunny just has to try, too. Mommy Bunny decides to play a trick on him and she pretends to eat a piece of thistle, then moves on, and of course Baby Bunny just has to try it, too, and he starts munching away on the thistle.
Then Mommy Bunny feels bad so she tries to stop Baby Bunny. “Don’t eat that, dear. It’s a bit pithy.”
“I know,” said Baby Bunny, “I pithed on it earlier.”
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By Gauntlet on Jul 23, 2009
Why didn’t she put it back in? Why would she let it become thuch a meth?!
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By kLog on Jul 23, 2009
French Preth, then you don’t have to worry about Pause ‘n Pour. Just Pour. Unless you forget the Preth part.
On an aside, somehow you came up as a “suggested friend” or something when I logged into my rare-used FB account.
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By TJ on Jul 23, 2009
@kLog: apparently I pop up for a lot of people, but most don’t recognize me. I get a lot of facebook messages saying “It keeps suggesting you… who ARE you??”
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By Capn John on Jul 23, 2009
TJ? It’s gotta be the hair.
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By Pablo on Jul 23, 2009
total win would be if Kate concocted the entire ‘Pause & Pour’ episode in order to set up the ‘it’s a meth’ line.
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By Rebecca on Jul 23, 2009
HAHAHA!!!! Hilarious!
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By Ebby on Jul 24, 2009
I didn’t laugh at all at Methy diaper…..in fact, I didn’t get it until I got to ‘it’s a meth’. THEN I laughed. Clearly Phil is not the only oddball and you’ll have to forgive him.
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By jay on Jul 25, 2009
Thuggethion for your thithta – next time, remove pot, inthert CUP, replathe pot. Thimple.
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By Chromaoran on Jul 26, 2009
I only got it when Ebby explained it.
I’m a guy.
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