I need an adult!

November 13th, 2008 | by TJ |


I need an adult!, originally uploaded by TemerityJane.

This is a bonafide strawberry milkshake occasion, Internet. Or at
least, it felt like one until I actually drank the milkshake I felt
entitled to for all my brave, silent suffering (no comments from the
boyfriend gallery, please). I have a feeling the shake may have been
slightly ill-advised. Where’s my moootheeeeerrrr.

7 Responses to “I need an adult!”

  1. By JTD on Nov 14, 2008

    silly rabbit…you dont drink milk based products when running a fever. Havent you ever heard of milk curdling? Thats what it does in your hot from fever tummy, and makes you more sick.

    [Reply]

  2. By cres on Nov 14, 2008

    That’s not true. You need a lot of fluids when you have a fever; drinking milk is fine. Clear fluids are easier for your stomach to digest so if you are feeling nauseous or have an upset stomach you don’t want to take the chance that the milk will make it worse.

    [Reply]

  3. By Knife on Nov 14, 2008

    You could also try Pedialyte. It’s mostly for little kids, but it keeps you from getting dehydrated and it’s (apparently) better than Gatorade, soda (duh) and juice. It doesn’t have nearly the sugar of that stuff so…yeah…it’ll probably help. Oh! and to make it more TJ-friendly, you can get it in Freeze-pops! Can’t promise they’ll taste great but…FREEZE-POPS!

    [Reply]

  4. By vronak on Nov 14, 2008

    Uh oh, plague phase two. It moves beyond hurt and stupid, to hurt and stupid and fever. Bleh.

    The solution? Generally a very impromptu soup party is recommended.

    [Reply]

  5. By John The Diver on Nov 14, 2008

    Be sure to check your debuff timer to see how long you have left…also see if you can find someone to cleanse it for you.

    [Reply]

  6. By Lance on Nov 14, 2008

    ok go to the doctor thats really high

    [Reply]

  1. 1 Trackback(s)

  2. Nov 1, 2009: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » As long as my internal organs agree

Post a Comment