Coherency was NOT one of the requirements

November 6th, 2007 | by TJ |

First of all, courtesy of Fio’s genuis:

Second of all, my childhood is shattered, how about you go on ahead and do yours, too? But I’m warning you, don’t you try to be crawlin under the covers with me after you wake up from bad dreams!
And lastly, this conversation was had with my roommate yesterday. I am living in INHUMANE CONDITIONS.
Me, coming in the door: What? Every time I come in, you look at me like “Oh, my life is so hard” (keep in mind, he’s sitting in his pajamas in front of cartoons, like always)
Roommate: Yeah… got a $1500 computer for $200 (also keep in mind that this is the guy who just built an incredibly loaded media type/gaming machine for under $700)
Me: What? Again? I hate you. HOW?
Roommate: Intel program.
Me: I hate you.
Roommate: Got the new quad core.
Me: You know what? I’m going in my room and I’m not coming back out.
Roommate: Hooray!
Me: Oh, screw you.
Roommate: *insane giggles*
Me: *much bitching about Gruul’s raid with 7 fps*

9 Responses to “Coherency was NOT one of the requirements”

  1. By sonvar on Nov 7, 2007

    Meh my childhood isn’t ruined as I never actually saw Mary Poppins as a kid. Though if I had it might have caused damage. So if your roommate got another cheap computer why don’t you try getting their now “old” comp which by the way you objected sounds better than what you currently have.

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  2. By Jason on Nov 7, 2007

    TJ!!!

    *throws a gauntlet in your general direction*

    i refute your snarkiness in regards to my music, and i challenge thee to a duel!

    i got my tunes….

    what you got? :-D bring it!

    (why do i have images of a bad schoolyard breakdancing competition in my head? :( )

    –j

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  3. By malficent on Nov 7, 2007

    Fight fight fight!

    10 bucks on TJ!

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  4. By Marylin on Nov 7, 2007

    LOL gotta love that Scary Mary…

    Here’s another Scary Mary we have over in the UK – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLkuYcOIk5Y

    i think it’s more just freakin weird than scary, but meh…

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  5. By bob the goat on Nov 7, 2007

    If you choose to fight TJ I suggest a few things.
    1) Shin guards. This is to protect against the biting.
    2) A boom box and a Linkin Park CD. She will be disoriented by her hatred of the music, making her vulnerable. It will cripple her like she is a vampire and you are holding a cross made of garlic, dipped in silver, and coated with holy water.
    3) A McFish sammich. Toss it down and she will be drawn to it like a target dummy, leaving you free.
    4) Pretty much anything sparkly and noisy. If you bring a one-man-band and a strobe light she will sit there paralyzed by her complete lack of focus until she starves to death.

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  6. By kakalaki on Nov 7, 2007

    lol@Bob… classic!

    TJ, you can borrow my steel toed boots. You can throw them, use them as a shield, or even hide in them.

    Most of those old Disney movies scare me now in their original form. It’s freaky!

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  7. By ArmandFury on Nov 7, 2007

    TJ!!!!!!

    Kelmar/Herk is coming for your Diet Coke!!! Best believe I will be up there when the poll is finished on my site >.

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  8. By Ratshag on Nov 7, 2007

    I always figgered anyone what goes skulking about on rooftops like Spiderman with an umbrella and summoning up flying horses through dark rituals performed on sidewalks had to be up to something dastardly. This just goes to show.

    And if I wakes up from bad dreams I’ll just lie in me bed screaming until you comes and whacks me on the head with a frying pan to shut me up. You know, like me Mum used to do.

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  9. By Zeb on Nov 7, 2007

    May I lie on top of the covers, curled up and whimpering at your feet?

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