Comments on: Because you’re busy and I’ve got nothing but time

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » You could have read Cosmo yourself in the time it took me to do this. You’re WELCOME.

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:36:46 +0000

[...] November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 August 2011 September 2011 [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » I am just as busy as you are. I don’t need a medal, I’m just saying.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 19:15:34 +0000

[...] notes: November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 August 2011 Recommend on [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » The semi-triumphant but mostly awkwardly out of practice return of TJ’s Cosmo Cliff’s Notes.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:28:28 +0000

[...] notes: November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » Muppet-head, what I’m going to write about tomorrow, and an asshole translator.

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:46:59 +0000

[...] front of me, you guys, and I have high hopes for tomorrow. (TJ’s Cosmo Cliff’s Notes: November 2009, December 2009, January 2010, February 2010, March 2010, April 2010, May [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » Still busy? Me, too. But for you? I’ve got time.

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:32:31 +0000

[...] previous Cosmo Cliff’s Notes: November Issue December [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » I need a brilliant idea

Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » I need a brilliant idea — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:49:24 +0000

[...] also stuff like the Cosmo Cliff Notes, which are way fun to do, but I only get to do them about once a month, and Martha [...]

By: Temerity Jane » Blog Archive » You’re still busy, I’ve still got time.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:20:08 +0000

[...] Internet, just like last month (actually, it wasn’t a whole month ago because I didn’t it totally late in the month [...]

By: Phil

Phil — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:35:40 +0000

You take two parts Gossip Girl, and mix it with 3 parts I’m-Full-Of-Myself powder, mix it in a blender, the you add I-Made-it-up powder and let it sit in a trash bin for four hours.

That is how Cosmo is made.

Excellent review TJ!

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:31:51 +0000

Oh my lord, TJ, this post is full of so much awesome it should not even be legal. Seriously.

I (embarassingly) actually have this issue, and I am now going to have to send my husband the link to this post, because I have the feeling he may almost literally die from laughing*. I know I just did.

*not that I want my husband to die, you understand, but he has been very sick this past week with some random flu-like illness that has made him absolutely miserable, and I think he could really use a good laugh.

By: Swistle

Swistle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:29:58 +0000

I always—ALWAYS—hate the perfume samples. They always—ALWAYS—smell like “HELLO I AM A PERFUME!!!” But I do like READING about perfumes, and I cannot explain why since it is like reading about wines: “A whimsical chocolately wine/perfume with undertones of oak.”

The dog heads thing is making me…well, I think I’d better just tone down the Hulk Smash feelings here.

Also, I agree. I’m not owning OR claiming OR lauding any inner OR outer bitch.