I am going to finish up the “What Did I Miss” posts tomorrow, not because I am lazy, but because a question asked on Twitter requires that Phil write his answer and he said he won’t do it until tomorrow even though we’re not doing anything right now and he has plenty of time and it’s not like he has to continue working into the night like some of us do but instead gets to watch TV and play video games and drink beer and have a grand old time not writing the one little thing I asked him to write which isn’t at all like I was asking for a kidney or something because at least then it would be understandable if he wasn’t in the mood to be sliced open in order to generously share an organ with his girlfriend who has never even asked for so much as a gallbladder or an appendix or one of the useless ones like that which would require minimal cutting and a totally short recovery time for him during which he wouldn’t even have to care for me during my recovery like I did for him after his nose surgery which involved looking up his nose and making jello which isn’t really necessary after an appendix replacement so minimal effort from him overall would be required which really isn’t TOO MUCH TO ASK AT ALL, IS IT?
But for now.
Scene: TJ is sitting in the arm chair, playing Guitar Hero: Decades for the DS. Phil comes downstairs.
TJ: *not looking up* I have come up with a great new lie** I am going to tell people, for sport.
TJ: Yeah. I’m gonna tell people I was the bee girl.
TJ: You know, “Yeah, I was totally the bee girl. Remember me? From the Blind Melon video?”
TJ: Seriously, I’d say, “Chubby girl, glasses, kind of awkward?”
Phil: It does fit…
TJ: *deadly serious* What?
Phil: *realizes mistake* What?
TJ: What did you say?
Phil: *frantic mental scramble for backpedal maneuvers* What?
TJ: Did you just call me chubby?
Phil: I… I was just agreeing that it fits.
TJ: OH I SEE.
** note – I cannot lie to save my life, but that would be a great one to tell, I think.