Comments on: 5 Questions from Lucas

By: Moomajick

Moomajick — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:07:38 +0000

1.) I thought at first I would but I can’t even go an hour or so without playing with or taking off a hat when I wear it so, no. Dignity… eh, who needs dignity, I just couldn’t take the annoyance. Plus I like hats.
2.) Why, you of course TJ. Cuz you are the Deputy of Awesome. Well… or I could choose my wife because she’d shoot me if I didn’t…
3.) Kill George Lucas before he makes another sad and disappointing fuckarow of a Star Wars movie. Or go all Ocean’s Eleven and pull a casino heist. But the latter is kind of a generic answer so number 1.
4.) Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow… (meow mix song) It’s always in my head anyways so…
5.) I plead the 5th amendment and refuse to admit to any desire to steal, eavesdrop, or sneak into any locker rooms. Thank you very much.

By: klaki aka Sheriff of Awesome

klaki aka Sheriff of Awesome — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:05:58 +0000

1: No, I have dignity. Money pays bills, but can’t buy happiness. If you’re bills are causing you that much distress, you need to cut your spending. Family and Friends make one much more happy than money ever will. Yes, with money you’ll have family and friends come out of every place known to man, but I’ve seen what kind of F&F they are.
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2: My wife of course. I’m not much of a talker in the first place, so I wouldn’t have much of a problem on this front. However, not being able to talk to my wife would drive me insane. She gets me and my sometimes twisted views.
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3: Lots of thieves out there. I’m going to bar my windows now. I like some say they would steal for other people. I think that funny. I agree with Anjin “Cool is better than money.” Not exactly sure what I would do. I would blow something up! Of course make sure nobody was in or around whatever I was going to blow up because I don’t roll like that. (Well, maybe if some terrorist were in there, I might make an exception :) )
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4: No clue. I think insanity would set in if I could only choose one song. Music is important for it changes moods, feelings, and all that junk. So by limiting yourself to one song, you miss out on so much. That and you have to find another method to cheer yourself up, or put you into the mood to do something that the music normally would have done. If though, I had to choose one, I would choose something classical. Nothing mellows me out like classical music. I can work, sleep, meditate, and focus to it. Not sure which piece, but it would have to be a long decision process to pick one.
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5: Not sure exactly, but one thing I know I would do for sure is to mess with a sporting event. Watching all the people’s faces get freaked out when a floating football, basketball, baseball is moving all around. Classic!

By: Lucas

Lucas — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:24:30 +0000

@ Jordan – Your art is amazing!

@Saresa – Sorry! I found a little extra free time yesterday to make the vid :(

By: Saresa

Saresa — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:43:06 +0000

I actually posted a video reply! … but someone beat me to it *sigh*, damn having to go to work and stuff.

By: Jordan Dossett

Jordan Dossett — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:05:08 +0000

Well as the “boss” or what is it she calls me? Head something in charge. No clue, here are my answers:

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By: Reese

Reese — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:24:25 +0000

1. Um, no.
2. I have to say my wife, but possibly my dad.
3. Something altruistic and ultimately beneficial like getting art back from the private collection or stealing money for charity, yeah I know…. but then I could sell the movie rights…
4. Geez, depends on when you ask me… I mean… does all of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon count as one song? I mean, it flows into one another….
5. Blackmail, definately find good things for blackmail. *follow TJ.*

By: Awlbiste

Awlbiste — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:10:19 +0000

1. Can it be a really small tennis ball? Actually that’s sort of a hard question. Can I use my riches to get it surgically removed?
2. My friend Eric. He’s the only person I’ve never wanted to yell at or maim in some way for doing stupid things.
3. Obviously somehow steal a bunch of money. Sadly this one is kind of generic but hey, money!
4. I couldn’t only listen to one song for the rest of my life. Not possible. Sorry!
5. Run around and get into a bunch of trouble. Figure out how to steal all that money.

By: Pablo

Pablo — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:12:51 +0000

1. No. I have enough self esteem issues already, thanks.
2. My son. He needs me the most.
3. Definitey a casino heist.
4. Santa Monica – Everclear
5. I decline to answer on the grounds that it would reveal just how much of a perv I really am, lol. (Really, NO one else thinks Victoria’s Secret dressing room?)

By: Arrens

Arrens — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:23:44 +0000

1.) How the heck am I the only one to say an unequivocal “Yes!” to this? I can live with the knowledge that there’s a tennis ball lodged in my head. I don’t care. I’m rich! And can spend money to have it removed, suckers!
2.) My buddy Dave. He’s as nuts as I am.
3.) Steal the crown jewels right off the Queen of England’s head. That just sounds like fun to me.
4.) One Particular Harbor by Jimmy Buffett
5.) I’d be a mischievous jerk, probably. Randomly throw bags of chips around in the local 7-11, send books sailing into asshat customers at the nearby Border’s or listen in on women’s locker-room talk to disect the similarities between men’s talk in said location and that of the fairer sex.

By: Anjin

Anjin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:20:23 +0000

1. Not on your life. Interesting the TJ is the only one that’s answered yes so far. :)
2. This would be my wife. We really are best friends.
3. The one crime I would commit is to drive across country as fast as possible. Cool is better than money.
4. Placebo’s Every You Every Me. (Why is it called that when they sing “Every me and every you” in the song? I’m so confused.)
5. I would use my invisibility to spy on my beautiful wife. I’m curious about what she’s like at work when I’m not around. Probably not much different, but she’s so darn cute.