It is way better to be me than to be someone who has to deal with me.
I need this shirt. I HAVE to have this shirt. If I do not get this shirt, bad things will happen. I absolutely must acquire this shirt, or I am sure I will die. I WILL JUST DIE. There is nothing in the world that could be worse than me NOT owning this shirt. NOTHING, I TELL YOU. NOTHING.
So last year it was this dude and his monkey puppet – every time, every SINGLE TIME I watch, even though I know what’s coming, I bust out laughing. Well, maybe it’s because I’m not right in the head, or maybe it’s because I was up 2 hours before my alarm, but this guy and his trombone, holy shit guys, I can’t stop laughing. Every damn time!
Check out this post over at Fluid Pudding, and join her in her mission to get “Ahoy! Muffin down!” added into our collective daily lexicon.
As we creeped around on the floor, the Starbucks Guy dropped a muffin and promptly yelled, “Ahoy! Muffin Down!”
The purpose of this story is: I really love that whole “Ahoy! Muffin Down!” thing.
I’m going to start using that.
And you should, too.
Let’s make it happen!
“Ahoy! Muffin Down!”
Just got this link in an email (thanks, Gretchen!) – an interview with Julia Nunes about how she got started on You Tube and her upcoming show in New York. I know at least one of you is going, remember to tell her I <3 her and ask her if she wants to come live in my tree fort with me. Dependant on her answer, I am willing to build a tree fort.
How did you get into the ukulele? Ukulele was a product of boredom. I found one at a music store while a friend was taking eons to pick out a guitar. I bought it and ended up playing it in the car a lot. I stuck with it cause… i mean…it’s hilarious.
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First I get my dream job and now I come home to find a new Julia Nunes video? EVERYTHING IS COMING UP TJ!!
Flagpole Sitta! Hello, high school!
Who: Heals, Inc.
Why: Quoted Full House in my comments, thus finding the secret (and only) way to my heart.
[12:12] TemerityJane: link
[12:13] TheRatshag: @TJ – eep!
[12:13] TemerityJane: i kno rite.
[12:13] TemerityJane: Are you orc enough?
[12:13] fly against fate: Wow, that’s a new level of retarded.
[12:13] kestrel@kestrelsaerie.us: Stupid is as stupid does.
[12:13] kestrel@kestrelsaerie.us: LOL, TJ
[12:13] TheRatshag: hell no
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