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Highway emails

TJ — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:46:43 +0000

TJ to entire office, from a dead stop on 270: Fog rain can’t see traffic bad.

HMFIC, reply all: Be safe, Gina is in traffic too and I just got here maybe 10 min ago.

TJ, reply all: I’m cool freebird is on.

I walked into a door, I swear!

TJ — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:28:02 +0000

TJ: Stop throwing rocks at me!

Phil: I’ll think about it.

The triangles always get me.

TJ — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:20:54 +0000

I’ve been playing this game a little too much. I have pretty much no spatial relations type skills, I think it has something to do with estrogen, but I’ve managed to get my best average down to under 5. Those stupid triangles, they always bring me down.

Check her out.

TJ — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:26:01 +0000

The Redhead: So, I seem to have started one of those “weblogs” all the kids are talking about
www.urbzen.wordpress.com
We’ll see how long this lasts.
TJ: CRAZY! YOU FAD-STER!
The Redhead: I know. I think I’m really on the cutting edge here.
TJ: I can’t keep up with you sometimes.
The Redhead: Well that’s not surprising. You have very short legs.

Why today, smoke alarm?

TJ — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:56:54 +0000

WHY the day I’m working from home?

TJ: I will fix it
I just don’t have any batteries
Phil: Then the beeping will most likely not stop until you get one
TJ: well I will go get one then! And then I will get on a ladder at the top of the stairs
Phil: This can’t go well
TJ: don’t you have any faith in me?
Phil: I have a lot of faith, and in this instance I will pray for a miricle.
TJ: BUTTFACE.

Internet Danger: As it Applies to Your Relationship.

TJ — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:08:53 +0000

Philogical: I consider it an achivement that I cleared out an entire room of people.

TemerityJane: @Philogical What did you do!

Philogical: When brodcasting to the world that you think farts are funny, remember that your girlfriend reads your Twitter.

Do we make you sick? We make me sick.

TJ — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:32:53 +0000

TJ: you’re the best ever
Phil: No you are.
TJ: Well if we’re both the best
I guess everyone else in the world is settling
Phil: i would agree, it must suck to be them
TJ: must, since it’s pretty awesome being us
Phil: yes it is

This is DEADLY SERIOUS.

TJ — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:38:46 +0000

I need this shirt. I HAVE to have this shirt. If I do not get this shirt, bad things will happen. I absolutely must acquire this shirt, or I am sure I will die. I WILL JUST DIE. There is nothing in the world that could be worse than me NOT owning this shirt. NOTHING, I TELL YOU. NOTHING.

People. Are. HILARIOUS.

TJ — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:57:07 +0000

So last year it was this dude and his monkey puppet – every time, every SINGLE TIME I watch, even though I know what’s coming, I bust out laughing. Well, maybe it’s because I’m not right in the head, or maybe it’s because I was up 2 hours before my alarm, but this guy and his trombone, holy shit guys, I can’t stop laughing. Every damn time!

link 1

link 2

Join in this crusade.

TJ — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:01:37 +0000

Check out this post over at Fluid Pudding, and join her in her mission to get “Ahoy! Muffin down!” added into our collective daily lexicon.

As we creeped around on the floor, the Starbucks Guy dropped a muffin and promptly yelled, “Ahoy! Muffin Down!”

The purpose of this story is: I really love that whole “Ahoy! Muffin Down!” thing.
I’m going to start using that.
And you should, too.
Let’s make it happen!
“Ahoy! Muffin Down!”