Webstats say the most interesting things.
December 11th, 2007 | by TJ |One of the funniest things about blogging is checking out all the different search terms people use to find your site. I’ve had some that have made me seriously crack up, and some that have completely puzzled me. But for those of you who have found your way here using certain terms, here is all you might be looking for:
Recent search strings bringing people to Temerity-Jane.com
A list, by TJ.
- “teremity jane” – that is not how you spell it!
- “hotel sex” – second only to conjugal visit sex, of course.
- “poop squirell” – I still have no idea!
- “girls do poop” – Total myth. Total. Myth.
- “men are primative” – Can I direct you here for your answer?
- “world of warcraft” + “7 fps” + “raid” – Oh, it can be done. But I can’t say I recommend it. /grumble
- “blue ruffle panties” – Obviously my desire is well documented. You may have missed my birthday, but Christmas IS coming…
- “eat mash potatoes with a fork or spoon” – An oft-discussed topic among certain guildies and I. Well, this is my blog, and the answer is FORK. End of story.
- “goofy unattractive” – oh, my feeling. /sad
- “red head strippers” – Hm, I’m not too sure what she’s up to at the moment, but after stuff like this, you just never know.
- “temerity jane asperger” – You could just ask you know.
- “temerity jane pics” – Don’t even ask.
- “tj I’m gonna kill you” – This one is missing some punctuation. It should be “TJ: I’m gonna kill you.”
- “What can I get my ex-boyfriend for Christmas?” – Nothing. Absolutely nothng.
By Doomilias on Dec 11, 2007
/flingsfreshfecesonteremity-jane.com
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By bob the goat on Dec 11, 2007
I can personally attest to how poor of a resource TJ is for the
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By TJ on Dec 11, 2007
@Bobthegoat: Ask your wife.
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By bob the goat on Dec 11, 2007
@ doom, I would watch it. The last person I know that sassed her got a foot covering in freshly kicked dirt.
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By Dammerung on Dec 11, 2007
I didn’t! And I called her an icky!
Sides if it took her this long to get a post up she deserves sassing!
/mumble
/whine-like-a-be-hunter
/bored
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By Ratshag on Dec 11, 2007
I just eat me mashed potatoes with me fingers. But this ain’t my blog, so carries on.
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By kakalaki on Dec 11, 2007
@Bob
Apparently chicken nuggets is not her thing. I offered to get her FOUR HUNDRED CHICKEN NUGGETS for her bday and she ignores me…. maybe if you would have bought her some blue ruffle panties. :\
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By Marylin on Dec 11, 2007
some weird and wonderful things there that’s for sure!
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By bob the goat on Dec 11, 2007
Or…blue ruffled knee high chicken nuggets, with pony flavored dipping sauce.
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By Dammerung on Dec 11, 2007
@Ratshag Ooo I somehow missed that in my hurry to type a comment! Who eats mashed potatoes with a spoon? Its not soup. Do you eat salad with a spoon?
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By Gauntlet on Dec 11, 2007
I eat mashed potatoes with a spoon almost all the time. Why? GRAVY. Seriously.
Although a fork is acceptable in circumstances where gravy is either unavailable or replaced with peas.
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By AndyC on Dec 11, 2007
Mashed potatoes with are eaten with a fork. The potatoes are used to convey the gravy between the plate and the mouth, thus eliminating the need for a spoon. Left over gravy is gathered with a biscuit/roll/cornbread.
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By Euripedes on Dec 11, 2007
Why is everyone talking about mashed potatoes?
There were far more important things brought up in this blog post.
Hotel sex, for example.
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By Ratshag on Dec 11, 2007
Yeah, hotel sex ain’t bad.
But, for the gravy, I find me tongue works just fine. No fork or spoon needed.
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By Lance on Dec 12, 2007
Spoon always a spoon the only acceptable Ork allowed to eat Mashed Potatoes with is you guessed it a Spork.
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